This shouldn’t be as funny as it is lmao

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This shouldn’t be as funny as it is lmao
pancakes are made of eggs omfg
Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken
Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.
I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.
It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.
Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.
Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?
Things are heating up in the chicken fandom
Our birds ate rats. Big. Fucking. Rats.
Awaken the inner T-rex.
Birds Remember When They Ruled The World.
That cat gif. Cat is like “time to hunt! time to play! time to stalk and have fun!” and the chicken is like “time to eat. Early bird gets the meat mother fucker.”
This reminds me of that post about the great tit, a cute little songbird which when food is scarce hunts other birds and small mammals and eats their brains. Birds are 100% still dinosaurs, chickens more so than most.
Toko Taira on Tumblr / Instagram
Remember.
Too many waifus will ruined your laifu!
Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant
this is literally the funniest comment this video could have
~ T R A N S L A T I O N ~
Latines: America is the continent not just the United States
Latines when the World War 3 starts: This is America
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What do you mean this isn’t what happened?
this deserves an oscar
i’m obsessed with how well this guy does the bethesda character feet movements
This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!
Oh finally. A real Christian.
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir Chris Columbus
He chucked that off of what was at least a three story building. Motherfucker should be dead.
vibe check
this cracked me the fuck up 😭
Screaming😭😭😭
LMFAOOO the Wakanda salute 😂😂😭
NwiaUnakaihaajoinaoaaiajah I fucking love it
pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these
this painting will always be live.