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marvelsmostwanted

cognvcblvck

This shouldn’t be as funny as it is lmao

corneliusmann

surprisebitch

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

yourladyindank

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

black-girl-against-feminism

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

kayrowsyrup

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

jabberwockypie

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

systlin

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.

space-lord-joe-kewl

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

cheshireinthemiddle

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

tulparightsactivist

queerspacetheory

1-ufo

Things are heating up in the chicken fandom

supacutiepie

Our birds ate rats. Big. Fucking. Rats.

rustybottlecap

Awaken the inner T-rex.

majingojira

Birds Remember When They Ruled The World.

mnemonicpneumaticknife

That cat gif. Cat is like “time to hunt! time to play! time to stalk and have fun!” and the chicken is like “time to eat. Early bird gets the meat mother fucker.”

rpmaniac

This reminds me of that post about the great tit, a cute little songbird which when food is scarce hunts other birds and small mammals and eats their brains. Birds are 100% still dinosaurs, chickens more so than most.