hi i'm august they/them

i got that summer time cat piss since 1995 i’m here i’m queer and i’m ready to party ~*aesthetic blog is lichen-lich*~

[escuerzoresucitado]

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[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[wokefrogvirus]

let’s have a blast with mama

[dogpuppy]

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[dirt-secret]

Trailcam footage

[dogpuppy]

[princessdraconic]

[trying to make you mad] well my breasts aren't even that big

[maidthings]

USER WAS MILKED FOR THIS POST

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Voting ended onJul 23

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Voting ended onJul 23

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

there’s this guy on tiktok who has like a giant fucking contraption that concentrates sunlight onto one spot and he just posts videos of him vaporizing shit in his yard with it but the kicker is that he sounds exactly like butthead

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[aqueerkettleofish]

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

[zooophagous]

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich