snaw wee

:o

[pjackk]

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

[kabber]

[tamamita]

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[grox]

Quit calling it cheetah print

It's very clearly leopard print

Die

Fucking die

Just fucking die

Die already

Die

Die

Just die

Just fucking die

[catchymemes]

[minovskyy]

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

[minovskyy]

finally some good advice on this post

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

[charl0ttan]

*sniffs air* hey man, you didnt happen to believe in the beautiful facade of a supposedly objective truth while i was away, did you?

[beardedmrbean]

[modogoblin]

[homeboygirl]

i just tried to use 2030 as an example of some distant far off year of the future.

>4 years

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[naamahdarling]

Everyone congratulate Fancy on her innovative and very effective fighting style! 🫯

[laqueus]

"oh dear, i'm lost! which way should I go?"

the helpful arrow:

[divinecatchaos]

[eisenkrahe]

Yes!

[shingojira]

great news you can get all of stacys dad into a gif under 3mb

[shingojira]

happy pride month

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I tried distracting a vampire by throwing rice at him, but I only had two grains with me so it didn't work. He counted them instantly. Then he asked me what I was even doing with exactly two grains of rice, and I explained how a bowl of rice tastes better if you spread it out over an entire day. I asked him if he was gonna suck my blood but he said no, he just had a lot more questions about the rice thing.