baby honey

// cassie // 26 // shitpost central ✰

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[giragirameganedan]

[h0useofw0lves]

i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec

[h0useofw0lves]

it was like this

[potholefullofsoup]

found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy

[23rdhunter]

First lemon from my lemon tree! (penny for scale)

[23rdhunter]

Second lemon from my lemon tree! (penny for scale)

[sashaforthewin]

At this growth rate the third one will feed a large family and the fourth one will crush the village!

[oneheadtoanother]

[sjweminem]

Intricate rituals

[chompasaurus]

the only option, obviously

[thememedaddy]

[kat2107]

Let me tell you a story.

I am an archeologist. I specialize in a somewhat obscure but by no means boring or meaningless Neolithic culture in Germany.

It has a Wikipedia page. A well curated, surprisingly extensive Wiki page that encapsulates all the important information about the culture, including literature references for further research.

One day, we asked Chat GPT about this culture. W were curious which details it would get wrong.

ALL OF THEM, except for the fact that it's a culture in present day Germany.

It didn't even get the chronological time frame wrong and called it a celtic culture.

When we told it it's wrong, it came at us with made up literature sources. Literally made up. It took two well known German archeologist who weren't even active at the same time, added a year - both were already dead - and sold that as source.

And it LITERALLY would only have had to quote Wikipedia to get everything right.

THAT is how unbelievably shitty and wrong all those AIs are.

They are making shit up. They are not sourcing information, they're just slapping words together by their most like relative occurance.

Do not trust ChatGPT or any other so-called AI ever.

[knifepadme]

what day is it

[knifepadme]

always fucking some day or another around here

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[catilinas]

you should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. what do you mean i have to do it again

[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[skopostheorie]

Touch his mind Lord is going to be a part of my vocabulary forever now

[petkota]

so this happened to me today

[jeegoo]

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

[teashoesandhair]

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

[elodieunderglass]

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

[wordfather]

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

[kosmogrl]

I will get there

[c3rvida3]

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*