Call me Bethy

[sunflowerblueberry]

Hi!

I’m Beth, a dumbass teenager who decided I wanted to rot my insides with Tumblr!

Quick facts:

My pronouns are she/her

I’m asexual

I love vocaloid music, writing, Zelda, more recently the Maze Runner, and talking about anime (I need to watch more admittedly)

Quick DNI: TERFs/MAPs/exclusionists of any kind (hint: if you need to justify yourself, you’re probably an exclusionist)

Tags:

I am not good at being consistent but here are some of my commonly used ones -

#beth being dumb - original text posts, which tend to be random thought based

#important - anything I learn on here that may be useful

[WIP]

See ya around!

[lvehqs]

are u a pepsi or coca cola person? math or english person? pro or anti sleeping with socks person?

[kglsudav]

[comtedemoney]

October 14, 1977, Anita Bryant is pied for her antigay bigotry at a press conference in Des Moines, IA.

[bandit1a]

It was 40 years ago today…

[madroxxordam-deactivated2018121]

Never gets old.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

40 years on and it still is gratifying

[howdoyoulikethemeggrolls]

Anita’s still alive and kicking and being anti-gay. Thom Higgins, who threw the pie when he was 27 – and was poetically from Beaver Dam – passed away 17 years later at 44. Info on his life is here. The pie throwing was a big deal. In an age before the internet let gays feel connected, and long before ACT UP, the pie showed small pockets of gays that we could fight back.

[brunhiddensmusings]

it showed that gays were human beings, who might be in the room with you, that you had been accepting as being equals and treating as people. you didnt suspect them as bieng gay, why should you treat them different after? do they become less human after finding out? i mean, its almost like you just found out they have an oppinion on your bullshit

[theamazingsallyhogan]

She was “pied” on TV.  All across the country, people got to see proof that the LGBT community weren’t going to just sit there and take it.  People who thought they had no choice but to stay silent saw a horrible woman get humiliated on live TV.  

One of the best moments in television history.

[angstbotfic]

happy pride, y’all. 

[transmascrage]

Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you.

[fluffygif]

Fantastic art

[novac]

Need to know your opinion on this like….. This is so hard

[max1461]

ok, legitimately, this is some east coast brainrot

[tikkety-tok]

[sexygaywizard]

[neofooturism]

[gallade-x-treme]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

[catchymemes]

[funnytwittertweets]

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[chazzfox]

One of my favorite weird jokes with a friend of mine was just a siren yelling “GIRL YOU DON’T NEED HIM!” and the girl in question jumping right off the ship idk why this is so funny to us 

[kalach-cha]

@sunflowerblueberry

[jowoeyclaire-deactivated2024061]

i wanted to draw a bunch of zeldas!!

[t4p10c4]

[koiponi]

miku mi

[sunflowerblueberry]

zelink for the ship ask

one of my OTPs!

link to original question mark over the first one because while i absolutely ADORE platonic zelink, i love romantic zelink because they are shown to be close friends in almost every recent game. they get each other, they treasure the little aspects of each other, they can enjoy those little moments of silence together. it’s just aaaaaaa. they’re just. best friends who happened to fall in love with each other. i love them so much because i want a romantic relationship like that.

[mustardyellowsunshine]

The Boyfriend Express

[sunflowerblueberry]

seeing my friends get gender euphoria….

that felt… warm. really warm.

[smallidarity-archive]

BOOM new ship bingo because the other ones i’ve seen don’t cater enough to me specifically