mom friend in theory but not in practice

suz | 26 | she/they | mostly My Hero Academia, Hazbin Hotel, and shit posts

[mewy101]

I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?

[beefwizard91]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[tokkibean]

writing is so fun until you run out of pre-planned plot and you stand at the precipice and slowly realise that you never really had a plot in the first place

[freakoutgirl]

Us at this beautiful end to 2025

[omtai]

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

[jessebloom]

if all of my friends were jumping off a cliff i’d at least hear them out

[bonivers]

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

[trickstarbrave]

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[owenthetokencishet]

When the male lead and female lead make it to the end of the story without kissing

[kittykatninja321]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re celebrating Christmas you do not have pleny time. You do not have pleny time at all. We are in the 12 days till Christmas danger zone

[dilfosaur]

i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

since it’s That Time of Year again, i’m just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic

[dilfosaur]

remembering to bring back this banger from 2018

[needtotalkilllisten]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[flowerbleedme]

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

[isabelopaque]

"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[genderbender05]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[incorrectinfinity]

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS