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HEY GUYS i’m doing a survey for my linguistics assignment, could you please reply/reblog and tag where you’re from/where you grew up and what you call these?

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

name him. name your son

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

BongWater

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

and so has he been baptized before the lord

BongWater

[accras]

600 men stand in for absent fathers at Texas school’s event

Advocates for a Texas middle school only asked 50 men to support students, who would have been without fathers at their 'Breakfast with Dads' event, and to their surprise 600 men showed up.

About 150 male students, ages 11 to 13, signed up for the Breakfast with Dads event, which was held on Dec.14, 2017, but Kristina Dove, the senior partner relations manager at Big Thought, a youth development nonprofit, wasn’t sure if every student would have a father present during the program.

She immediately jumped into action, using social media to call for volunteers for the event.  

And on the day of the program, event organizers were overcome with emotion when 600 men showed up to support their students.

[baddieedey]

Literally brought tears to my eyes.

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[dutchster]

[alwayslaurinah]

waits patiently for 2015 upload

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

2015

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Happy new year 2016

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Happy new year 2017 

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

And now, we wait

[diagon-alli]

[languagenerds-archive]

why does old english look like shitposting

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

wuss poppin jimþo

[yog-froggoth]

thats a thorn. That little half b half p looking abomination makes the “th” sound.

that says “thiccness”. That IS shitposting

who the fuck discovered time travel in 2017

[goosewithajob]

If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. 

Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play. 

[penduluum]

venus in taurus

comfort seeker, can be possessive in love, sensual partners, very physical lovers, their charm is natural & earthy, dependable, resists change in relationships, projects themselves as solid and comfortable, can get a little too comfortable & settled, threatened by fast-paced situations, need a certain measure of predictability

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

[s-purpleold]

Current mood. 

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

russian food cat is one of the few things I want to exist on the internet forever for future generations to see

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[metaleaterz]

i’ve seen this so many times and it just fucking gets funnier every single time it comes back. this is humor at its fuckign finest nothing else can ever top this

[slimetony]

[sarahshahipls]

I’m not sure what kind of luck the $115 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances

[solvatochrome]

here we are again!!!! thank you all so much for continuing to stick with me on this weird blue hell website! i love you all dearly.

the first place winner will receive:

a $25 gift card to topatoco.com !!

a $25 gift card to dicegamedepot.com !!

the second place winner will receive:

a $25 gift card to topatoco.com !!

the third place winner will receive:

a $10 gift card to topatoco.com !!

also, since i promised an anon i would do this: all of the winners can request i mail them… a signed selfie. i’m sorry. this is weird. but i keep my promises!

must be following me to win! sorry, but it is for my followers ;;;

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[figdays]

Alternative Scouting Merit Badges // LukeDrozd

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

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6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[ravensbeak]

Playful Ravens by Mika Honkalinna

[melonmemes]

[nanasity-deactivated20210128]

spank it once, you may