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I am three minutes into this oilers locker room tour and they are showing me their auto sensor urinals that light up to indicate how hydrated you are or aren’t x
babcock is going to replace the three color hydration ranking system with this:
getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do
penguins WHO’S READY FOR A HOCKEY NIGHT IN PITTSBURGH? 🐧
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The latest public data shows 19 of 20 NHL players studied at the Boston University CTE Center, including Bobby Hull, Ralph Backstrom, Stan Mikita, Bob Probert, and Derek Boogaard have had CTE. Those diagnoses were reported in a December 2024 BU study that found the odds of developing CTE increased by 34% for each year of hockey played. Despite the research, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman still refuses to acknowledge the link between playing in the NHL and developing CTE. “The NHL can do better to protect its players’ safety,” said Anne Byers. “Athletes deserve to know what head injuries can do so they can make informed decisions about their bodies and work in an environment that supports their health first.” [May 28, 2026]
sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise
this is fucking insane. bonuses are paid at the moment of signing (or right at the beginning of the season, july first) and are lockout proof (regular salary is paid periodically throughout the season). this forces the ducks to also match this payment format which is just a fucking crazy salary format if you want to save money.
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It was “an easy decision,” says the Ducks about an offer sheet they took 6 days to match. “Pat has intelligently left us enough cap space” to get totally fucked over in upcoming negotiations with Cutter Gauthier that should not have reached this point in the first place, never mind our nonexistent blue line. “We have extremely high expectations for Leo” now that he’s the highest paid player in the league due to a devastating offer sheet fiasco that was entirely avoidable.
regular season schedule released coming soon!
HOCKEY!
don’t date. a sports team can also let you down for the rest of your life and doesn’t move into your house.
SCREEEEAAAAAAM. GENO TO CHINO BABY.
i’m so tired of being told that what female fans want in men’s sports is more fashion and champagne and over the top displays of wealth and wag content when really what women want is, like, a sport where the managers and players and marketers and male fans aren’t raging misogynists
captain canada !
it's summer which means i am constantly asking myself questions such as "who is on my hockey team" and "is that a good idea"
nhl offseason in a nutshell so far
bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS
jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?
ducks: we HATE our group
canes: we LOVE our group
half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?
kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup
kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot
connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF
mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!
panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE
habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).
danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"
everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"
elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations
dylan larkin: hey so about that trade
captain of all time
you're laughing. danny briere just blew up the national hockey league right before a long weekend and you're laughing. good. i'm laughing too. this is so fuckign funny
