[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

So uh, good news for the phandom I guess

[mysillycomics]

[somewhatgrownup]

Had to do it

[rainbowgazes-archive]

man googling stuff kinda fucking sucks now huh

[rainbowgazes-archive]

want a product recommendation? why not check out 13 lists in a row that are all sponsored by the companies that list their products on said lists. need advice on how to do with something? how about 11 sites that were just registered 2 months ago and all look virtually identical that have the same bits of advice listed. want computer help? well heres fixmypc2021.com and unfuckmycomputer.biz and windowshelpreal.info all listing the same basic troubleshooting steps like "restart your computer" or "download our malware ridden program" that dont help at all

[rainbowgazes-archive]

do you know how much it hurts to have to add "reddit" to the end of all my search queries because its just about the only way i can guarantee ill encounter real people that have the same questions i do and not 58 articles all written by an AI program designed to catch the most amount of web traffic from google as possible?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

it's even worse if you're researching shitty things a company did because a lot of companies advertise their "debunked" version which shows up first in search. nestle and exxonmobil do this a lot i've noticed.

[parakeet]

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

[friendshapedhuman]

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

[parakeet]

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

[thyrell]

wanted by government for leaking clandestine fbi research concerning why water tastes better at night

[best-blurst-of-times]

[mckitterick]

this feels relevant

[beartnie]

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

[grawly]

i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is

nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name

fuck nobody even knows how old he really is

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune

his whole life literally makes no sense

[long-ago-1234567890]

[handsmotif]

the novelty of having a pet will never wear off on me i’ve had animals my entire life for 23 entire years and i still sometimes stop and go holy fuck there is just a little guy in my house

[whitepeopletwitter]

[trashboat]

dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place

[trashboat]

me, in the housewares aisle trying to think 19 moves ahead and exactly what my alibi will be for the police:

the cashier:

[0v9]

You can master one skill but if you try to use it for profit or in a competition, you will lose all of your proficiency in it. What skill would you choose?

Hm. Probably sewing. It'd be nice to make and repair my own clothes, and it would make for some really nice gifts for friends!

[moonemojii]

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth

[scummgirl]

this looks like miranda cosgrove

[tastefullyoffensive]

[webzone-deactivated20220115]

tiktok is tumblr at its worst but worse

[webzone-deactivated20220115]

i’m serious. the glorification of mental illnesses and trauma, constantly trying to one-up each other’s suffering, faking really serious conditions for clout, obsessing over the blandest possible white men, whatever the fuck “reality shifting” is, fandom culture, unhealthy sexual fantasies, etc… except this time your real face and name are attached to it

[vein]

[4yuel]

No thoughts, just this