Good Afternoon

Hey, I'm Grania! I'm 20,♌, and a huge meme trash Lord! I'm currently obsessed with Ironstrange, BuzzFeed Unsolved, The Arcana, and a few of my old haunts. Just trying my best to be the best Gay I can be!

[sunflowerram]

more poketalia teams! these are still so much fun to draw. might do some more in the future!

[thebelchers]

[funnytwittertweets]

[airsignz]

[zero-two-ten]

[cator99]

A few years ago a Facebook thread showed up on my feed that was like "cryptically admit your darkest secret!" and so i went through the comments and some old dude made a comment that gave me massive creep vibes so I went through his online social media presence, eventually found his ancient myspace which was linked to a deviantart account that led to another random skeevy art website he was on where he was drawing nothing but ruby gloom cartoon porn so I went back to the Facebook thread and posted a screenshot of the account under his comment. He lost his shit and when I asked if the ruby gloom fixation was why his ex wife left him he blocked me.

[hxgrl]

[kaijuno]

One of my posts went viral on facebook (the uncle teacher one) and they were getting pissed in the comments because I refuse to do a follow up on it. Then this one girl commented something super rude and proceeded to send the exact same comment, verbatim, as a message on anon so I replied to the message with her name and told her her mother (name) would be very disappointed in her and she deleted her facebook account.

[tornadon-t]

Man called Owen Wilson made these posters (found here on Twitter) and the English are going absolutely bonkers with fury, cancelling holidays and supposedly “reporting” him to various UK authorities…and he’s just like, “off you pop,” “Wales isn’t in England” lmao

[nokaijuentrailsplz-deactivated2]

Ok, per his twitter, the fellow's name is Owen Williams, not Wilson, but for a moment in time, I heard "off you pop" and "Wales isn't in England" in Owen Wilson's voice, followed of course by a "Wow," about being reported.

[cursedstim]

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

[cursedstim]

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

[lazersnewurl]

hey op where did you see the buildings

[lazersnewurl]

where are the buildings op

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

do you understand my vision

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

[placeholdername69]

Oh this is too fun

[leatherleaves]

Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

[nat-20s]

Joy is stored in not knowing who the fuck internet celebrities are

[nat-20s]

Gun to my head I couldn’t name a single Minecraft YouTuber and I genuinely think that accounts for at least 70% of what little inner peace I possess

[funnytwittertweets]

[atopcat]

Lord of the Rings:

Vs.

Game of Thrones:

[birdyyyyyy-deactivated20210721]

"But where's that light coming from" BITCH IT'S FANTASY WHO CARES

[mornington-the-crescent]

[the-tin-dog]

Ok but also from a like, theatrical storytelling perspective, there’s a thing called “willful suspension of disbelief” which is basically the concept that in order to let ourselves be immersed and enjoy a story, we need to turn off our knowledge that it’s all fake anyway.

like yes, we all *know* it’s unrealistically bright for a night time war, but it needs to be so we can SEE the story being told, and the lighting designer used blue light to show it was night time. We KNOW that Sir Ian isn’t actually a wizard but we SUSPEND that DISBELIEF because we want to be entertained.

[brunhiddensmusings]

theres the moon, theres the stars, in this fantasy world the stars might be four times as bright or there might be two moons or, considering this is a land without electric lights, its assumed that everyones eyes, including those of the viewers, have adjusted enough to the darkness that yes normal ass moon and stars provide sufficient illumination to actually see that the elf king is not wearing sweatpants like youd be able to tell or who the hell was that who just got stabbed thats kind of an important detail in an action scene

[memeuplift]

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[dongcroncher]

"C'mon Olympians it's bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!"

[spicymochi]

surfer bird

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[solarmorrigan]

So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we’ll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she’ll be back in a couple of minutes

Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y’know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl’s balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it’s quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us

After a long moment, she says, confused, “You didn’t pop the balloons.”

To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, “We’re allowed to pop them?” and immediately turns around and stabs his friend’s balloon with the pencil

There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates’ balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. “I can’t believe you didn’t pop your balloons.”

Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever

[froggoblinking]

[pitbolshevik]

when i was a teenager i used TOR to find free ebooks

[pitbolshevik]

also for the record, the deep web isnt nearly as scary as most people think

there is fucked up shit, but you have to go out of your way to find it. its mostly drugs, scams (like the infamous hitman for hire site) and just really bizarre shit.

[pitbolshevik]

and when i say bizarre i dont mean sinister i mean like i once found a 4chan style site that was completely dedicated to discussing trains and nothing else

[hotvampireadjacent]

i found a site one time that gave me random cat facts lol