I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

|| Lau || Adult || lesbian || she/her || Mostly a lot of random stuff...

[supemaeve]

SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT GOT A MESSAGE FROM THIS BLOG! THIS ACCOUNT WAS HACKED AND IT WAS SENDING THOSE PHISHING DIRECT MESSAGES. 💀💀💀

IT WASN'T ME THEN BUT NOW THIS IS ME, LAU, AGAIN, I JUST GOT THE ACCOUNT BACK. I APOLOGIZE 😭😭😭

I'VE BEEN INACTIVE FOR SOME TIME BUT THIS BLOG STARTED AS CRIMINAL MINDS FOCUSED IN 2011 AND HAS BEEN THROUGH MANY MANY FANDOMS. IN CASE YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME LOL

[makesomenoise]

Ohhh Jesus needs to hear about this 🙏

[were--ralph]

i would genuinely watch an entire episode of this their synergy is insane

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[steelycunt]

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

[alghulnyssa]

Miranda Munchen

Ghosts Australia (2025)

[nick-nellson]

Gone Girl (2014) Dir. David Fincher

[queer-crusader]

Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

[eloiscbridgerton]

HACKS 5.04 – Who's Making Dinner?

[jessaerys]

when. when there's a female character with something deeply wrong with her. just an absolute freak of a sad creepy wet failwoman with manpain. i experience an intravenous unadultered shot of put HER in the pringles can #FEMINISM

[kiefbowl]

what is your male coded hobby

cars

tools

guns

full contact sports

disrespectful horniness

rudeness

video games

trading card games

loud pedantic opinions about lame IP products & media

lyyyyyingggg

dumbassery

beer

Voting ended onMay 5

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

[nocturnaluss]

The mold growing in my room telling me that Queen maeve is gonna be in the finale season of the boys

[shiryawashere]

not to simp on main but i do kinda sorta lowkey need a 4K UHD 360 no-scope ultra rare holo version of this poster on my lock screen right now or i. hopital

[stiotiq]

fast sketch.

[valtsv]

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

[aphel1on]

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

[its-a-seikret]

Tbh I don't understand anyone who denies their favorite character's flaws and acts like they've never done anything wrong when that is like consistently the most interesting part of any character ever