Super-Spider

I am the Super-Spider.

[kaijuno]

[orteil42]

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

i don’t trust women who say things like “i just get along better with men” ok so you’re an opp…

[palatablepain]

I get along better with men but I never say it.

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

girl if you never say it then how tf did i find out?

[theweirdwideweb]

[vexwerewolf]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more convincing argument for abortion than this

[sailermoon]

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

[whenthegoldrays]

“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours

[perfectday1972]

comfyandcozyinbed.com/careers

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[orcboxer]

Sadam HATE this hole

[totally-a-wizard]

This is what happens when a cave diver DOESN'T have a young wife, two kids, and a third child on the way back home.

[orcboxer]

i have GOT to get back to my nothing

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[princie33]

Vsauce videos show neurotypical people what it’s like to have ADHD

[hexagonification]

“The actor who played Air Bud, Buddy the dog, passed away in 1998 at the age of 9.”

[He removes a candle from a small cake and sets it down on the table before him, alongside eight other candles.]

“Now, take a look at this.”

[He orients the first eight candles to form a pair of W’s, spelling out “WWI” altogether.  The usual Vsauce music fades out, replaced with an unsettling low tone.]

“Let’s talk about World War I.”

[fun-size-potato]

why would you leave this in the tags

[muttyum-archived]

im such a girl that lays down

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[big8cola]

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

[datasoong47]

[throathole]

Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience

[throathole]

[yms1]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[24985uhjnetfoiuswhiejnklmpfos0]

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

[moonkitty]

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

[perequiste]

you literally just have to go outside.

[lawfulswampy]