It's smaller on the outside!!!!!!

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[pocketkris]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[partyybeetle]

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[taraljc]

The Supervillain Wrangler definitely needs to be on this list.

[valtsv]

my favorite safety sign symbols are the ones that look like they were designed by wizards

[recommend]

Let’s Just Agree That All Babies Are Useless Mooches (x)

[abyssal-debonair]

So I’ve been playing Minecraft Bedrock with this girl who’s on a PC. She has a mod that shrinks mobs yet makes creepers huge.

Observe:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I ordered pizza online, but I ordered it with strawberries on top and the pizza place called me and said, “We can’t do strawberries - we’re the pineapple gang and we’re sending someone to kill you,” and I was like, “Well, alright,” and then a pizza delivery person dressed as a giant pineapple busted through my door, Kool-Aid Man style and she shot me in the stomach with a harpoon gun that had a pineapple skewered onto the harpoon, and with my last dying breath I said to the pineapple Pizza person, “Let’s hash this out later,” and I shot her in the face with a frozen strawberry.

[theseideasofmine]

[manhood]

😩

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[extrafabulouscomics]

you look nice today www.patreon.com/extrafabulouscomics

[sslinks-blog-deactivated2016042]

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

[sslinks-blog-deactivated2016042]

[aesthellar]

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh

[princessofclubs-blog]

This was the autism episode

[bpdpapi-deactivated20150616]

people seem to forget that house was a multiply disabled man, so it should be a given that he’d be against eugenics and eugenicist doctors

[fibromyalgiasucks]

acknowledging House as a character who has multiple disabilities instead of just a narcissistic asshole is refreshing. Thank you.

[otherwindow]

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

[thyrell]

bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow

[just-shower-thoughts]

2 teeth = 1 tooth. 2 geese = 1 goose. therefore 2 sheep = 1 shoop

[nudygoon]

[sakura-haruka]

“This meeting of The Losers’ Club has officially begun.”

[toastbutteregg]

(x)

[thehillsarenothere-deactivated2]

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong