Musings of a Teenage Girl

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[pegsephone]

but sir that’s my emotional support strap on

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva]

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

[roonilwazlip-deactivated2022021]

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

[byeeyeslikeacat-deactivated2019]

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

[meelothemanly]

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

[cractasticdispatches]

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

[diamondelight92]

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

[maraudersvibes]

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

[standard-fiend]

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

[loveyoutothem00n]

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

[aimmyarrowshigh]

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

[manic-kin]

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

[dinovia-grant]

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it.  So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked.  I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.”  “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable. 

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

[aplacecalledorange]

The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

[txrantinx]

the last twilight movie came out in 2012. it is now 2018. i just want to know who the hell reblogged this 6 year old post onto my dash. because i love you

[itsover09-deactivated20200721]

It actually made me go from hating the actors to loving them once I realized they thought the books and movies were as shitty as I thought they were

[virqosgroove]

Slide this fast and look at the magic

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Reblog for good luck if you saw purple!!!

Original post here 

[zagreus]

Come On And Slam And Eat A Plate Of Ham

[spicybakery]

i’m vegan

[zagreus]

Come On And Slam And Eat A Fucking Yam

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[diycraftsnmore]

[sale-aholic-deactivated20190809]

The shoe rack just sold this idea to me. 😍

[bussystuff]

Wonderful

[elegantpaws]

This is genius. Am going to get a few.

[sale-aholic-deactivated20190809]

They are affordable too, especially at Walmart, Target and if anyone has one left in their town, Kmart.

[torisoulphoenix]

Wow!!!!

[bougieauntie-deactivated]

A DIY THAT ISNT USELESS YES

[ataleof2men]

Now this is some useful content

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

[alastyearonearth]

show us the duck op

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

the duck.

[alastyearonearth]

forbidden bath toy

[bpdritsu]

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

[kalifornia-prince]

How to survive college

1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX 2) Jack off everyday 3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain 4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand

[willinq]

lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie

[wigglyflippingout]

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

[grand-duc]

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

[rcmclachlan]

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

[imagitory]

Marnie in Halloweentown: I’m thirteen, okay? I’m practically grown up! I’m certainly old enough to make my own choices – right?

Me at 7: Right!

Me at 13: Right! …Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!

Me at 28:

[chiaroscar]

You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[beaniebabysnail]

just gonna leave this here…

it was never really about health

[mayeshaj]

@anerdyfeminist I hope you see this.

[whatbigotspost]

Sigh.

To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors

[butneverstoptrying]

When I was about to start high school, my mom told me that senior boys were grown men, and if any were interested in me then I should ask myself why they, as adults, were interested in a kid right out of middle school. And why they couldn’t get someone their own age. Be safe, kiddos. A year counts a lot more when you’re younger, and the kind of senior who wants to date a freshman is well aware of this.

[castielpapasito]

I dunno if I have young followers but please be careful.

I just graduated high school and dudes who chased younger girls were assholes. They were disgusting, disrespectful and rude, so girls their age had long stopped paying attention to them. Hence them looking for young girls who didn’t knew them.

I mean not every single senior is bad. And it’s not forbidden to such relationships to exist. But don’t get swept off your feet. Take things slow. Don’t do stuff you don’t feel comfortable with because you want to look mature. If they were looking for mature people they wouldn’t be after a freshman. Keep being a kid.

Just please, please be careful.

[bob-belcher]

[myhumanweakness]

I think it‘s time to show Tan Supernatural. Maybe then he will understand.

[jensensitive]

Tan:

(source)

[illkim]

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

[antifa-hulk]

You could finish him or finish him

[missmarymac817]

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

[fairydusts]

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

[feministfront]

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

[gibbearish]

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

[its-probably-all-elves]

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

[allcapsmadbitch]

just girly things~🌟

[chickenfarmersan]

[abercrombee]

wrow i really am kin with this white woman…