'till death do us part

julia // she/her // demisexual //canada // i'd do anything for him tbh

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[lilywankenobi-deactivated201901]

Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesn’t have coffee in it. It’s a tea, for goodness sakes.

She never believed me, but she did make me a “special” one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*

[yekkes]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die

The customer is always wrong and I can’t believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less

[valtsv]

tumblr 2019 prediction

every day, at exactly the same time each day, staff chooses a blog at random and terminates it

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

well this post turned out to be uncomfortably prophetic

[incognegroo]

Big mood

[pioneerman]

I slept in and laughed way too much at this

[icameas-roman]

THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

Paranoia Agent (2004) dir. Satoshi Kon

[sandersstudies]

I don’t want to be rich, I just want to be comfy.

Want to have one really nice set of plates and silverware for company and Thanksgiving.

Want to be able to buy a new outfit and a good bra at least a couple times a year.

Want to be able to give “just because” gifts.

Want to burn incense and candles in my home daily, and have nice soaps.

Want to be able to donate to charity frequently and without worry.

Want to buy hardcover books to read and put on a shelf for my kids to read someday.

Want to have candies in bowls for people who visit.

Want to be able to take my young siblings and cousins to a movie and let them get the big popcorn they won’t finish, because there’s magic in just having it.

Want to have a linen closet or at least a linen shelf.

Want to go see live local theater several times a year.

Want to have a bottle of wine or champagne in the house for when I suddenly need to celebrate.

Want to have a kitchen with basic baking supplies so I can bake bread on the weekend, and pies for special occasions.

I just want to be comfy.

[cluegrrl]

That is my definition of ‘wealth’, as contrasted with ‘excess’.  As my mother in law put it – if I can see a little something in a store that I know a friend would love, and just BUY it for them without having to worry about whether I can afford it in the budget, that means I’m well off.  And that?  That is what I want.

For everyone.  

Everyone.

[rainboflg]

relatable…

[9gag]

[note-inthepages-deactivated2014]

Accurate post is accurate.

[datrump-deactivated20170405]

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

[thegirlinthesea-deactivated2015]

Lame

[yeahmicah]

For those in retail.

[tamtoee]

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

[mulderhatesqueequeg-deactivated]

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

[winmu]

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water). Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

[novitasnovus-deactivated2014030]

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

[mysteampunkheart]

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

[failedhellos-blog]

That last bit of commentary though.

[defydamage]

You’d think that but I had once had to explain to a woman that I couldn’t “cut her hair longer.” Some people are actually just stupid.

[heyhosers]

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

[darkestelemental616]

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

[yata-chihuahua]

this is what dreams feel like

[i-dont-have-a-computer-deactiva]

This is what salvia does to you

[trilllizard666]

WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN THE COCAINE GUM HITS

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[roachpatrol]

S C R E A M S

[allthestoriescantbelies]

I DO NOT HAVE THE SELF CONTROL TO NOT REBLOG THIS

[visibilityofcolor]

White girls see racism done by white female characters as empowerment and I’m tired of it. White girls will literally go above and beyond to justify a racist/facist white woman’s actions and it’s disturbing. And it’s not just racism, but abuse as well.

A white female character who forces her culture on poc coded people, who colonizes non-whtie characters, who is racist/abusive toward them, etc..etc…is automarically backed up and stanned by white girls. And you cannot tell them anything. If you try to call out a white female characters racism/abuse/imperialism etc..etc…the white girls call you sexist.

And it’s hypocrtical; it’s these girls who will hate white male characters for doing the same. Hate white male characters for being racist/abusive but worship white female characters for doing the same thing…like that’s any better?

A white woman being racist isn’t empowering. A white woman being abusive isn’t empowering. ESPECIALLY if these actions are aimed towared people of color or less privielged people than said woman.

You can’t call out racism by white men but then worship white female characters who do the same thing, even if it is subtle. Like it surprises me how white girls will stan problematic female characters and call out sexism whenever someone dares to point out her racism/facism/imperialism/abuse…etc. Like I dread seeing white women in shows/movies because chances are if they’re racist or problematic white girls will act like they’re goddesses.

And yes white women/girls can and should reblog this.

[blackfairypresident]

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

[ourspecial]

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make. 

[ilytz-deactivated20180723]

[ilytz-deactivated20180723]

every single one of you reblogging this are going to hell

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

This post literally crashed my phone three times when trying to reblog it

[heyarigrande]

Ariana Grande Sings Bad News to Employees

[totalariana]

remember when Ari made the word crotch sound angelic 

[lesbiankeiraknightley-deactivat]

Her enunciation was really good in this video.

[prasejeebus]

“Pack your shit and leave” I am a stan for life

[justejauraisaimeetreprevenue]

don’t measure a woman’s worth by her clothes - terre des femmes

[ocheano]

THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED SO FREAKING MUCH, TODAY PEOPLE CALLED ME WHORE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING A SKIRT AND WE ARE IN SUMMER, IT’S SO HOT IN THIS COUNTRY AND I HAVE TO USE PANTS SO GUYS DON’T GET ” DISTRACTED ” respect girls

[brunhiddensmusings]

you may notice not one of those words is positive, not even neutral its a game where there are no correct answers, just different ways to be told you are invalid, wrong, and should be ashamed. thats a shitty game to force people to play

[whisperstims]

The ‘I Wanna Touch You But I Value My Fingers’ Stimboard

x x x / x x x / x x x 

[catchymemes]

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

[rachelofcyberia]

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[thesaltofcarthage]

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

[leavethew0rldbehindyou]

[thischick25]

This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…

[jumpingjacktrash]

men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.

[leavethew0rldbehindyou]

THE NOTES ON THIS

[loose-skinnyjeans]

because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.” 

[queenjessicat]

BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

[ciciluna]

so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on

WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT

[johanirae]

Forever grateful for this post for removing the shame of going into a different store and finding that the pants do not fit me even though I am WEARING the “same size” pants right that moment.

[pussreboots]

This bears repeating: “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.”