Howdy

[jehovahhthickness]

[halondrus]

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

[boobachu]

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[magicratfingers]

[kedreeva]

Knitted this and thought of your birbs

beautiful yarn!! What are you making, in the end?

[galadriel1010]

It's the Pincha shawl. Pincha is Sanskrit for feather. I'm hoping that it will come out like a peacock's tail

[kedreeva]

I had to look up what a pincha shawl was, and they look really cool! You'll have to update with the final piece!

[machinot]

Anyone else feel like the donut has fallen out of fashion. Like they felt so common. You’d see tv shows and there would be communal donut boxes in offices and such. Classic workaholic guy with his donut and coffee going to work. But that’s kinda fallen out of fashion. Maybe because the donut has merged with the coffee to become the thing people drink now

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

BUG 🦞 BUG

[blaurascon]

i reblogged this last night but i have since been reminded of one of my favorite pairs of socks. i still have no idea what this is supposed to mean. please enjoy

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

ANIMAL 🦀 ANIMAL

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[kosmogrl]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

hurtful

[teaboot]

Not the point in the slightest but are cigarette ads not illegal in the USA❔❔❔For some reason that one is blowing my mind

[ayellowbirds]

Only as of 1999. The original, unedited version of this cartoon, by Clay Butler, was published in 1996, and looks like this:

Someone went to a lot of effort to not only remove the cartoonist's credits, but also make the joke weaker. In the original, the graffiti is a lone and comparatively small, unremarkable tag in single-line monochrome. It contrasts with the billboards and signs by being unobtrusive, making it all the more absurd that the pig notices it with such vitriol. The edited version loses the impact by making it stand out in bright color and cover the whole of the wall.

[myconetted]

him. fucking. peets.

[myconetted]

everyone is bullying me for my blue cat

[sufficientlylargen]

Or maybe it's a white and gold cat in darker lighting...

[sexycraisinthanos]

“AI art is okay if you’re just making shitposts”

Have you forgotten our roots

[damnbluewires]

reblogging this with my own masterpiece

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[cloudmancy]

need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this

WILL DRAW ✓ mecha ✓ gore ✓ furry ✓ nsfw

WILL NOT DRAW X ocs X fanart X simple backgrounds

[cloudmancy]

great question and I'm glad you asked. in this case I would only draw:

real people, places, or objects

art of media that neither of us are really a fan of

unoriginal characters

[fernscare]

peaceful chimera at the river

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

[mobliterated]

[garaks-padded-cell]

I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

[garaks-padded-cell]

Artists rendition

[garaks-padded-cell]

I forgot that when i told @peach-crem this over the phone they drew it as worf LMAO

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?