[notahorseindisguise]

a lot of things seem to happen to the guy whos body i happen to be observing through its own eyes although from afar

[bigger-rat]

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

[reddus-sideblog]

She’s winding up to slap his ass

[thwrangis]

i am a normal guy with normal guy bones and organs

[crazysodomite]

*becomes offended and weirdly combative when you imply i have bones or internal organs*

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[threedollarsdotcom]

no one can save you but yourself. thats why its important to start swinging your deadly sword around in a circle. dont stop regardless of what people tell you just keep swinging it around

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[okiedoki-todoroki]

Everyone says that reading fanfiction is a useless pastime, but let’s not forget that I learned how to cook grilled cheese from a kiribaku fic 

[okiedoki-todoroki]

OH MY GOD YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE

[skylerhyrule]

A touching reunion 

[crabussy]

cats loafing on glass have NOTHING on him... astounding

[latente-flickr]

[energyprison]

I have to make the bed but hes in the way

[energyprison]

Be sealed for all time

[cottoncandylesbo]

you ever feel so joyous you could just kill a guy

[cottoncandylesbo]

random guy. gas station. spontaneous. passionate. tender. pull him apart. sky's beautiful this evening. dude strips marinating in the basement fridge. new garfield kart game. everything's gonna be alright

[razmerry]

@hellhunde condor

[draconym]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[coolxatu]

i am NOT fucking letting tiktok teens be nostalgic for fucking aeropostle, skinnybrow, mandatory hair straightening 2007-2010 fashion, we literally rock bottomed in every fucking regard in those years

[coolxatu]

excluding the dance music which fucking ruled for no reason

[thesquireofcheddar]

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

[mjalti]

Since there’s so many dudes confused about how to ask out women.... if you’re a decent man & you want to ask a woman you don’t know out on a date in a non threatening manner, let me help you with literally the easiest way that most women will appreciate (this honestly stands true for if you’re a person who wants to ask a person you don’t know out, but like men especially).

Give her your number.

That’s it, that’s the whole trick. No Houdini. No weird conman games! Just walk up to her and say “hi I’m a person with a name, and I can’t help noticing how beautiful/kind/adjective you are. This is my phone number, if you’re free sometime I would love to take you out for coffee”. Then leave. And leave it at that. Compliment: given. Phone number: given. Interaction: complete.

I literally promise you, for a majority of single women, the most cool thing is a compliment & being hit on & being left alone all in one interaction. like trust me on this.

[shotgunshay]

The key is Then leave it.

[thingswithantlers]