If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman

This blog may contain spoilers for stuff I like, as well as ships you may not like. You have been warned

[let-me-suffer]

OH

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[teathattast]

Happy Birthday buddy!

[aceteron]

Happy birthday, birthday buddy!

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

394.2 and 599.7632

special occasions (re: birthdays) and raccoons

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[brucebocchi]

[octonauts16]

IT’S GONNA! GONNA! GONNA! GONNA!

[fanfenomenon]

connor and shay do the hear me out cake challenge 🎂

[imnotadogiswear]

One thing I like about post-Desmond Assassin's Creed is that the games are a canon thing. Do both sides have to monitor the fandom in case secrets are compromised? Does Abstergo have to fire employees for writing Assassin smut on the job?

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Yelan!

I was starting to think that, after all your travels, I'd become an old friend you barely remembered.

But it seems this "informant" of yours still has her place~

And, on my way here, I happened to come across this Glaze Lily. It suits you quite well, I think.

You should keep it. There's already hot tea and snacks waiting for us at the teahouse — we can take our time with the rest of your story there.

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Xiao!

"Why do you look so surprised? Have you never seen me pick up a brush before?

This is just a traditional craft that has been passed down for ages among the people of Liyue, and it now comes naturally to me after having seen it done many times. And besides, I had their help."

"He is amazing! He painted all these fish lanterns!"

"Ahem. You may want to give it a try yourself if you have the time. Mixing colors, drawing the outlines... It's not that complicated. Feel free to ask me if you have any questions."

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Xianyun!

One was pleasantly surprised to learn that you still remembered your promise of a meal. Given how we had such novel dishes made from pleasingly fresh ingredients today, it must have cost you no small amount of effort, yes?

But of course, compared to one's own culinary prowess, there remains a certain... room for improvement.

You should come by again another day, so that you might witness for yourself the true meaning of "Adeptal flavors."

Shall we take a stroll after the meal? Apart from the taste of fine delicacies, the lively atmosphere of these streets and alleys is also equally worth savoring.

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Charlotte!

Birthdays come only once a year. So, of course you have to use the Kamera to capture every precious moment!

For example, there's the part where you make your wish over the cake, smear cream on each other, and finally, taste the delicious cake... all these moments are worth remembering.

What should we take a photo of next...? Hey, Paimon! Don't move! Yes, now hold that pose and expression...

Alright, look over here! Nice, that's a pretty good shot... Now let's change to another pose and take another one!

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Dehya!

Being a mercenary's no easy life, but if you're serious about it, I can teach you a few things.

Here, take this wooden sword. We'll start with the basics: stamina. First, ten laps around those Ajilenakh Nut trees...

And you, world-famous adventurer — you've traveled far and wide, so I'm sure you've got plenty of real combat experience to share too, right?

C'mon, I'll start us off. Watch close! Time for a proper lesson in how a professional merc gets things done.

[albedurin]

idc that they were on land when he woke up it's wet lyncest kiss time!!

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Ineffa!

I prefer the feel of printed photos to the images stored in my memory data.

Look, the sun has warmed them nicely, too.

Would you like to lie down and take a photo together? When we open the album on this day next year, there will be one more memory inside.

I still do not fully understand how humans celebrate birthdays, but lying on the grass together and sharing good weather like this must be an important part of it, correct?

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Sigewinne!

Here, this is a nutritional shake I just came up with. It contains some ingredients I haven't tried using before.

Make sure you drink it all, okay? You've been running around a lot lately, and this special beverage will definitely help restore your energy~

How does it taste? Not bad, right? Maybe I can add some sweeter ingredients to make it taste even better.

If you like it, I'll make another one for you tomorrow!

[notrkgaki]

Poo Farded (I’m going insane)

[tearsa]

New hat from Macdonald❤️

#haytham

[febwarry24]

I ❤️ MY BEAUTIFUL GRANDMASTER