Aceteron

Funny stuff. Cool stuff. Pretty stuff. Informative stuff. Just random stuff. The name of my blog is pronounced: "Ah-Suh-Tare-On". I'm on mobile like 99% of the time, so excuse me if I miss any asks or messages. Born 1997, He/Him, USA

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

Hi Gio, what are some of the things in the world that you can do?

I CAN DO ANYTHING

[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[alkthash]

The octopus

[meshugenist]

me when i fucking get u

[ageha-sds]

Sora out here having the time of his life in 2; Meanwhile, everybody around him is in super hell having to deal with every single thing that has to do with Sora.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[astronma]

💎 Bad Ending 💎

This one’s a redraw of a thing I first drew back in 2021 and then later redrew in 2023! I remember specifically being inspired (and heartbroken) by what happens when you lose to Yozora. I’m still super happy with this, ESPECIALLY since I found a way to render crystals that I love and won’t want to throw my iPad at a wall lol Original drawing + the first redraw below the cut

[remight]

They are going places

insp:

[captainjonnitkessler]

3 am and I'm sitting here googling "toddler won't fall asleep" as though maybe they solved the single most fundamental problem of parenthood while I wasn't paying attention

[captainjonnitkessler]

Tbh I thought any animated show would probably satisfy his little toddler brain so I put on Futurama but this kid got up, picked up the remote, and handed it to me with some stern babbling until I put on sesame street. That's me told I guess

[captainjonnitkessler]

I am so sick of sesame street 😔

[captainjonnitkessler]

WHY IS HE AWAKE AGAIN

[captainjonnitkessler]

This kid has slept a grand total of four hours. All attempts to get him to take his morning nap have failed. He is DRASTICALLY overtired and is pitching inexplicable tantrums over every little thing.

I love him to death and I'm so glad to have had him overnight but thank God my sister just picked him up. SOME of us are ready for a good morning nap.

[headspace-hotel]

when i was a larva my mom and dad coaxed me to sleep after many sleepless hours with steppenwolf "born to be wild"

[plaguedocboi]

So every year, my aquarium does a captive lobster hatchery project (hence all the loblings). The reason we’re doing it is because in the wild, loblings only have a 1 in 25,000 chance of surviving their larval phase. They’re plankton as babies and everything eats them. Additionally, as the Gulf of Maine warms, they are having even lower survival rates because the blooms of copepods they feed on as babies are happening earlier in the year, and they’re missing it.

Obviously, the goal of this experiment is to grow the lobsters until they’re big enough to settle to the seabed and then release them, because they have a much higher likelihood of surviving to adulthood when they’re able to hide. Ideally, captive lobster hatcheries can boost the wild population and keep things stable, so we don’t have a major crash in a decade or two.

The first year we tried this was pretty bad. We had a lot of eggs, but very few babies. It turned out that the CO2 levels in the building spiked as more guests visited throughout the summer, and that settled into the water and threw off the pH and caused a chemical reaction that prevented a lot of the eggs from hatching. I think we ended up releasing three baby lobsters (which is still better than their wild survival rate but not great).

The second year was a little better. We added a de-gasser to the aquarium and got a ton of larval lobsters, but right as they were settling to the bottom we had a disease outbreak that killed most of them. We ended up releasing four babies at the end of the season.

But this year? Oh boy. We have so many lobsters that we had to release the first round early (usually we wait till September or October so guests can see them). We just released a total of FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE baby lobsters, and we still have over a hundred who haven’t settled to the bottom yet. I genuinely don’t even have words to explain how cool this is. OVER FIVE HUNDRED. We just added hundreds of lobsters to the wild population that wouldn’t have been there otherwise.

Conservation is so fucken sick

[stupittmoran]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Don't forget the wedding invite his in-laws put out for his wedding.

[eatingmarkerz]

jarona guy

[i-bet-the-max-limit-is-32-symbol]

hopefully OP doesn't mind if I

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[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[loislane]

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

[loislane]

why do villains always mess up so badly

[ninja-pyro]

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

[itsalburton]

This bullshit needs to get into the movies, not edgy-grimdark shit

[ghost-cassette]

I especially love the fact that, in many depictions, Bruce Wayne somehow ended up looking similar enough to the one Kryptonian on Earth that they can Parent Trap people

[supreme-leader-stoat]

*Deathstroke bursts into the Legion of Doom headquarters* “Guys, you won’t believe this, but I think Bruce Wayne is Superman!“

[sunshine-tattoo]

today I learned that Clark Kent is sloppy drunk and I am in eternal gratitude for that

[thesanityclause]

sard borken

[corviiids]

monday i should quit my job

tuesday quit my wednesday job

thursday don't care bout my job it's friday fuck my job

[wiittyusername]

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

[wiittyusername]

It would look like this

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip