Where Are My Dragons? @surprisellama - Tumblr Blog

me: what are your life goals?

people: I want to get a good job as a lawyer/ politician/ secretary/ other sensible things and get a mortgage and get married to an equally sensible and successful professional person and own a nice car or two and raise my children in the leafy suburbs and get promoted and be successful and happy. What are yours?

me: I want to run away to uninhabited parts of Northern Europe and live in a wooden cabin I've built and burn fires and worship the old Norse gods and drink ale and mead out of horns and dance in the forest giving glory and praise to nature and gaze out at the snow whilst wrapped in a big fur cloak and live off the land and hopefully meet an amazing lover to share it with and paint and write and feel in tune with everything natural and divine and not care about the modern world or money or anything at all

people: what

me: nothing

fireworksphan

Phil + Hearing people swear on his channel

venusjpgg

why be racist sexist homophobic or transphobic when you could bE QUIET

metalhearted

*me being sleepy in class*

pineplapple

turning up at a party with your cool friend

lolzur

🙈

byebyethinspo

note to self: if you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 seconds ok u got this

davidragifs

gay-lawyers

You know a few different times I’ve been asked what my biggest regret in life is and I usually say “I don’t know” but that’s a lie. A fat lie. My biggest regret is one time in 7th grade I broke a glowstick and drew a heart with Sasuke’s name in it on my bedroom wall but if that’s not bad enough you know glowsticks usually fade after a day, right? Well not this one- this one stained the wall so even at a grown ass adult there’s Sasuke’s name in a goddamn giant ass heart on my wall as erasable as the shame in my heart.

gay-lawyers

My new biggest regret is this post