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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol
Grandma Ferret. (X)
Today’s Grandma Ferret
REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS
if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point
man how the hell is this stupid ass sport legal. why do we funnel HIGH SCHOOLERS into this
jesus christ????
what the fuck.
#the worst is when a kid fucking dies #and his parents try to raise awareness that your kid could fucking die #but all they get is other parents telling them their kid died because he was bad at football
Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post
fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL
oh like clothes
This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org
i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior
a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.
I appreciate the way hitting the word "cesarean" forces me to go back and reevaluate the earlier phrase "at work"
oh you want to homoeroticly plunge your knife into my gut as thinly veiled metaphor for penetrative sex soooo bad it makes you look stupid
this almost makes me want to go back to law school
i reference this all the time and nobody ever knows what im talking about
one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.
and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.
can you imagine.
[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]
[WIP] ooohhhhhh I love them. I love them so much.
at my funeral when giving my eulogy they’re going to be scraping at the bottom of the barrel for accomplishments and compliments and they’re going to be like “he was a man who loved cats. we can definitely say that about him. he loved cats deeply and he wanted others to love cats. which was noble from the point of view of cats, probably.”
“he was an angry, bitter, little man. consistently. except to the cats, they never found him to be angry, bitter or little. perhaps that’s why he loved them.”
feeding her stuffie must live on....
I am love’s weakest soldier. I don’t believe in making that shit work. Don’t like their family that they’re super close to? Break up. Don’t like their friends? Break up. Wedding planning drama? Break up or elope. They cheated? IMMEDIATE break up. They’re jealous? Break up. They don’t like your pet? Break up. You hate the squalor of their apartment? You’re not obligated to teach a grown adult how to do basic chores, break up. They keep trying to start arguments? Break up. There is nothing definably wrong with them but you’re not feeling it? Out the door.
I get fighting for your relationship in some of these scenarios if you share assets or are married but if you’re just dating and they’re already making your life worse than it would be if you were single, go be single.
I’ll never care about someone enough to let them make my life purposefully consistently worse. 😌
Hydraulic press vs Legos
high product standards will do that, yeah
