[todaysbird]

my new favorite thing is birds either blatantly ignoring bird-repellent spikes or actually using the spikes to support their nests

(x), (x), (x), (x)

[marcsalmonds]

Direct action pigeons are the working class heroes of the cityscape

[tariqah]

How y’all try to turn people into communists: logic

How I turn people into communists: as you can see Castro exudes big dick energy and we can tell this from the amount of people he slept with we can also tell it based on his confidence of appropriating Slav culture and wearing track suits everywhere

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

If anyone here isn’t a communist yet, Castro’s the only man who ever had real big dick energy tbh. One of Castro’s lovers was sent by the CIA to assassinate him, and when they were hanging out one-on-one he was like, “so, you’re here to kill me, huh?” And she cried, had sex with him, and told the US government that she just couldn’t kill him. Castro was literally too sexy to kill

[tariqah]

We love Castro so much

[datasoong47]

Source: https://thenib.com/give-a-man-a-fish?t=recent

[knuckknuckitzknipples-deactivat]

This varies in quality almost as much as an actual episode of SU

[alcindora-deactivated20190826]

there she is… the Giant Slice

[bunnysmoothie]

harvest moon and stardew valley are gay culture

[jedavu]

Honest Posters of Our Relationship with Technology

Designer Ajit Johnson, living in England, has imagined a series of posters called “#This_Generation”. With honesty, the posters show anecdotes linked to our daily relationship with technology and social networks.

[thelunarboy]

[flimflamflummox-deactivated2021]

No one thinks selfie sticks are cool except tourists and rich white girls at the club.

[ranty-mc-rantface]

Ok, normally I just roll my eyes and scroll past these, but this time I felt the need to comment:

1. Hiding porn on your computer? Wow, previous generations never did anything like that. Nobody ever hid adult magazines under their bed so much that it became a trope in movies. Nah. Never.

2. Online/skype date? Yeah, you can talk face-to-face with the people that matter to you even when you can’t get out to meet them physically, isn’t that amazing?

3. If I was lost and dying out in the wilderness somewhere, and I saw some… I dunno, some outpost that had wifi for some reason, you bet your ass I’d get tf over there and use it to get help/use a map/tell people where I am.

4. Did you know you can read books on your smartphone/tablet AS WELL AS being actively social??

5. I’m pretty sure technology is not to blame for kids getting pregnant/overweight/depressed. Side note, isn’t it great that those kids can use the internet to search for help and advice?

6. In a world where everyone is so much more connected thanks to social media, it’s really useful that you can block people who hurt you and protect yourself. I don’t really see the downside here.

7. It ain’t technology’s fault that some asswipes use their phone while driving. Just let those schoolkids text their parents to tell them when they’re gonna get home in peace.

8. Yeah, selfie sticks aren’t cool. But it IS cool that people can save their memories in pictures and photo albums at the click of a button, without needing to buy cameras and film, get the film developed, and then have big ol’ photo albums sitting around the house everywhere?

9. I swear nobody’s typed like that since 2009. But hey, culture, slang and dialect change with times regardless of whether it’s spoken or typed.

10. You’re right, poster. Happiness is being able to chat to your family and friends no matter the distance. Especially when they’re online and able to respond quickly. That’s nice.

Passive aggressive rant over

[grandtheft-autotune]

[wickoff]

valkyrie wasn’t in infinity war because she would have chugged an entire bottle of jet fuel and ripped the infinity gauntlet off with her bare hands and then the movie would have been over

[tealbloods]

I just feel like no matter how hard I try… I’m not strong enough to climb out of that hole.

[dreamsofharvestmoon]

The key is to never give up, never stop trying. The world above you is worth fighting for

[remade01-deactivated20200115]

“I could have lived in peace but my enemies brought me war” — pierce brown; red rising

[theweirdwideweb]

[lovingrot]

her name is fuck cops

[frogmp3]

and she’s gay

[snackwizard]

adults, while forcing all children above the age of 5 to sit still, be silent, and obey orders for 7-8 hours a day with minimal breaks, reducing their exposure to fresh air and sunlight to almost nothing, forcing them to alter their natural sleeping patterns to increase productivity, and repeatedly telling them their self worth depends on their being able to follow these instructions perfectly for 13 or more years: kids these days are so lazy! they never go outside! they never want to do anything! clearly it’s not because of us!

[nedsseveredhead2]

explain your dnd characters backstory in the shittiest way possible

[we-are-blacksmith]

Hammered tiefling really sucks at hide-and-seek and tag.

[we-are-avenger]

A god decides that it should reactivate a killing machine

[we-are-monk]

An animal is stuffed into a dress and goes from eating trash to eating rocks and finally, eating things bigger than herself.

[wearewatchman]

Girl lowers her expectations to something more practical.

[wearedragonrider]

Exiled Prince rides lizards for a living.

Heiress to a powerful nation leaves home to find lizard loving Dad.

[we-are-knight]

Squire becomes Baron and Paladin of his Deity. Founds secret Templar Order to combat the secret horrors of the universe. Dates a smol sorceress and fae beguiler, is not sure how his soul hasn’t been sundered yet. Still not a Knight.

Nun becomes a holy warrior, hates undead. Has zero social skills, wonders why she has no friends. 

[we-are-eldritch-knight]

Being born on a new plane not all it’s cracked up to be.

[harperink]

Lost a husband, became a workaholic and now babysits her coworkers on the shittiest roadtrip ever conceived.

[icarian-crow]

Nerdy professor finds out she is NOT an expert on the Feywild afterall, looks for her deranged mentor-grandpa, and tries not to die…again.

[ismarus-art]

Clumsy monk gets kicked off the basketball team. 

[rorytelling]

Cat Tarzan but also middle school

[suspicious-looking-plant]

old hillbilly bard gnome looking to replace his broken magical banjo string

[anarchist-left]

The problem with capitalism – especially with its today’s prevailing form: neoliberalism – is that it appropriates progressive ideas such as cultural diversity, feminism, environmentalism etc and converts them into yet another commodity, thus making them saleable. This gives capitalism and the negative characteristics it implicates – eg huge wealth inequality, wage slavery, ecological destruction, racial prejudice etc – a positive and progressive appearance. Whereas capitalism in the former days was symbolized by cruel and insensible fat men with top hats, today many people identify capitalism with hip CEOs donating millions to charity. The problem is that essentially nothing has improved. On the contrary: there have never been more people living in unbearable conditions while some others possess unimaginable wealth than today. To show that to the people should be one of our most important priorities in our struggle against capitalism.

[knittedstupidity]

WHAT’S UP fellow crafters i am currently suffering thru the middle of finals week and i should be studying but instead am NOT DOING THAT so here’s a new photo of some of the girls who are finished that i rlly like how they turned out

+ BONUS dolls that are STILL WORKS IN PROGRESS but that im REALLY EXCITED ABOUT(also please, kindly refrain from pointing out to them that they have loose strings emanating from their bodies and/or no hair, for they already know and it is a little embarrassing for them)

[rudefeminist]

my opinions on racism will always be limited as I’m from a position of white privilege, so whilst it’s so important to call out racial inequality and oppression when I see it, it’s also important for me to recognise that my voice should not shout over those who have actually experienced racism and have a far better understanding of how it operates then I ever will

[nightlustrous]

so many people on tumblr dont seem to get this

[musinvenusian]

All my white followers take a gander

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever