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jimjilbang

[filipinoprincefili]

[indraaas-deactivated20200720]

ay yo me a favour and hit that reblog if you ship weisz x rebecca cause I need to find my peeps

[nnmdraws]

I ship them from the moment with the parasites (I think you understand what I am talking about, heh) and ME KILLS THE FACT THAT THEY WILL NOT BE TOGETHER IN THE CANON WITH A PROBABILITY OF 99.9999999999%

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[thescottyfoxyuniverse]

[gifak-net]

[deerypoof]

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

[grimfangsmaw]

IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING. 

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

everyone in this forest is so confused and I love them

[svishsvishbinch]

lmao at the possum that runs in on the left. what a ride or die bitch

[addigni]

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

[ao3tagoftheday]

[Image Description: Tag reading “donatello/michelangelo”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart

[ethermaster-blog]

I’m gonna let you in on a secret.

That aint renaissance fanart

[ao3tagoftheday]

You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y'all every day. I see things you cannot begin to imagine. I have to read people’s Robespierre smut and their questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just assume it’s being used as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y'all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell “STOP” in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you.

So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the one tiny scrap of innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3TagoftheDay is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don’t fuck. They don’t fuck each other. They don’t fuck humans. They don’t fuck in real life and they don’t fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling.

There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

We out here… not skinny…. doing whatever the fuck we want…. in peace

[ironicsnap]

don’tcha love a shared voice actor

[speeedylesbian]

Here’s an unpopular opinion that shouldn’t be unpopular: Not wanting sex is a reasonable boundary to set for literally any reason. Be it your trauma, your mental health, your sexuality, or any other factor. Your partners should respect that and they should respect you. This shouldn’t be a debate.

[paper-mario-wiki]

because i am such a good male feminist i will now show an act of solidarity by describing myself in a way that a male author might tastelessly describe a female character

my nuts are plump and firm, nicely separated, and pleasing to watch in motion.

[innsmouthconsul]

When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.“ 

[bone-shy-deactivated20150412]

The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Is there anything they can’t blame on women, I wonder

[juuriawashere-deactivated201808]

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

[hotvampireadjacent]

is this site populated by 10 year olds

[marco-apollo-deactivated2019041]

Have you ever heard a Phineas and Ferb song

[mitski-miyawakis]

s.i.m.p. (squirrels in my pants) came out ten years ago in 2008 and it still randomly surfaces in my brain for days straight and is arguably the most iconic piece of music to ever be created and perceived by the human ear

[ithelpstodream]

[naamahdarling]

Just *draws air through teeth, wincing* ALMOST there.

[90stvqueen]

my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling voldemort “the dark lord,” they call him señor tenebroso, which basically means “mr. spooky”