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men will call you out for spending money on clothes and make up and then go and spend £500 on having their car re-mapped so it makes a louder vroom vroom noise when it accelerates

The cashier just hit on me I thought this only happened in movies

thEY PLAYED BABY SHARK IN THE STRIP CLUB

okay but my boyfriend had a fight w/ his family and went to my house but,,plot twist,,I’m not even there (I’m at Uni), he’s just comfortable enough with my family to ask for their help and I love that

I love it when boys let me do their make up, and not because I like making people look beautiful, but because it allows them to have a little insight into how much time women spend in the morning getting ready just to feel accepted during their day

I’m that one friend that regularly goes off grid for days at a time but I’m never dead just sleeping

soME PEOPLE AT MY UNIVERSITY ARE TRYING TO START A FLAT EARTH SOCIETY IM SCREAMNIG

#flat earth #society #theyre UNI STUDENTS

when I’m smiling at my phone in public it’s not because I got a text from someone I love, it’s because my phone background is an extra cute picture of my cat

#cat #cats #kitten #caturday #even tho its not saturday #catsoftumblr #cute #lockscreen #pets

youhaveaguineapigwhere

I’m gonna say a real controversial thing real quick. Maybe, maybe, we should take a really close look at how we’re raising boys. The end. Thank you. Goodnight.

being an adult is eating whip cream straight from the can then clutching your stomach while you realise why your parents never let you do that as a child

So it’s 1:30am and there a casual storm outside and I can’t figure out whether the sound of torrential rain is soothing or terrifying