[the-real-ted-cruz]

idk what embezzlement is. is that when you put rhinestones on a jacket

[jazzsucks-deactivated20171223]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[hopingtokeephope]

boyle is the best friend every person needs

[fuglyselfie]

“how would your friends describe you?”

[cinniharpy]

Me: I gotta go to the bathroom

Every animal in the house:

[chrisstmaself]

[meganondorf]

[toralei]

trilogy

[reyskyballer]

Are there no fucking butterflies in japan 

[nekropoli]

[itschristmastimeinthecityagain]

[amateur]

[alienpapacy]

thanos has a prostate the size of an american football

[filmstudenting]

Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19

[outosumi-deactivated20190903]

Two women talking about a transwoman using women’s restroom.

Lady A: He is in there only to peep on women.

Lady B: Were you there to peep on other women?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither was she.

Lady A: She is a he!

Lady B: Are you a he?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither is she.

Lady A: But he has a penis!

Lady B: Have you seen her penis?

Lady A: Yes!

Lady B: Then I firmly believe you are the one who did the peeping.

[fuckthisshittheyrealltaken]

oooOOOOOoOOOHHHHhhH SSssHHhIIITTtT

[virgoassbitch]

What some men mean when they say they like “thick” girls

[officialjiggly]

I’m…

[venusruledgirl]

Wow ok… drag em

[nikadd]

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[rlyqueer]

me: not wearing a bra, lounging at home in a T-shirt

me: 

me: lifts boobs, tucks fabric under boobs, lowers boobs

me: better