I Fucking Love Swampert

Brianne, aspiring national Pokédex completer! I lov swampy and armor and egg and slowman

[swampertwarcrimes]

this blog is currently abandoned, and Brianne as a character is being revamped and moved to a new account. Said account will be mentioned here when it's up!

Hiya! I’m Brianne!

-trans woman!!!! Entrusted by prof. Birch to complete the national Pokédex and take estrogen:3

-hoenn born and raised, yes I was there on the groudon vs kyogre battle

-my team consists of swampy (swampert) , armor (skarmory), egg (chansey), slowman (a slowpoke), Lunar (ursaluna) and Pete (snorlax)

CURRENT TAGS: the hatred: Brianne’s shadowified. Be warned.

//okay so I should’ve probably mention this: Brianne is a bit fucked up! she’s not mentally well and tends to take things a lot more seriously than she should. she has threatened to kill people on multiple occasions for multiple things!!

//she’s meant to be my attempt at writing a morally ambiguous character. so please, PLEASE don’t take it like i like writing her like a fucking psychopath. I like writing her like a person who’s a bit fucked up!!

//thank you for listening! :)

[oh-shinx]

Intro post!!!!!!!!!!

Bonjour!!!!!! I am Ella "Rosie" DesViolettes/The Glass Slipper System from Central Kalos!!!!!!!!!!! I am 20 and we use she/it pronouns collectively, or feminine terms in gendered languages!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Currently, I run Café et Couturière Violet on Magenta Plaza, Lumiose City, with my polycule (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), Gwendoline (@gwendoline-of-lumiose ) and Hazel (@grass-pokemon-appreciator )!!!!!!!!!!!

I also am the caretaker of my eleven year old sibling, Leo, who is on @changeling-leo !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a hybrid!!!!!!!!! So anything sort of gardevoir-like is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not to mention the layers of fae curses we are under!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feel free to ask questions, I would be happy to talk with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My team!

Javert the Luxray (Support pokemon and longest partner!!!!)

Cosette the River Vivillon

Eponine the (SHINY!!!) Honedge

Marius the Druddigon

Cedar the (SHINY!!!) Dreepy

Dexter the Dreepy

Socks the Mimikyu

Beyonce the Mimikyu

And I am training Dirk the Krookodile and Amélie the Fidough with Gwen!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjolras is my rotom in my phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sideblog with Gwen: @extra-exclamation-marks (content warning)

//Mun is an adult!!!!

[gayest-pokemon]

A vote for Gulpin is a vote for trans icon @realpokemon

If I answer this ask does that @ actually work to notify him. Am I going to get an influx of people from this. Oh well gulpin rules

[realpokemon]

no i think you're safe

[swampertwarcrimes]

This motherfucker reblogged Gonzap GET HER

day one back and I’m getting attacked again… it’s good to be back

Anyways I bear only animosity towards her I guess!!!

[ariadosanon]

For the LAST time I am NOT VICTORIA GONZAP

[swampertwarcrimes]

This motherfucker reblogged Gonzap GET HER

day one back and I’m getting attacked again… it’s good to be back

Anyways I bear only animosity towards her I guess!!!

[swampertwarcrimes]

hot DAMN it’s been a minute.

well. howdy y’all! been a while. Decided to dust off this old account and pop in. See how everyone’s been holding up.

Welcome back! To my life. :D

[ariadosanon]

Everyone shut up one of my students got a BULBASAUR.

I fucking LOVE BULBASAUR

[bixels]

Happy anniversary to The Grand Galloping 20s! Hard to believe it's been a whole year since I started Tulli and I's MLP 1920s AU.

[grootficguy]

OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

A HORDE OF TREVENANT APPEARED AND THIS SUDOWOODO JUST BLENDED ITSELF IN WITH IT.

IT’S LITERALLY HIDING WITH OTHER TREES.

HELLO FELLOW PLANT TYPES YES MY GOODNESS WHAT A NICE DAY TO PHOTOSYNTHESISE. HOW ABOUT THEM CHLOROPLASTS? I DO LOVE ME SOME CHLOROPHYLL. WHAT A GREAT TIME TO HAVE A CELL WALL.

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[swampertwarcrimes]

I feel like a sopping wet noctowl.

just heavy.

Today’s a lazy day, methinks..

[joltik-guy]

h eello rotomblrrrr?

You miss me?

[swampertwarcrimes]

hey Joltik.

how’ve you been holding up?

Arceus knows I haven’t been holding up too well, but.. I manage. you?

[swampertwarcrimes]

arc it’s been a while, huh?

I’m still kicking. still researching. still shadowed but.. less so now.

it’s a little strange, isn’t it? one little join button, and suddenly you’re enraptured in people who you never even knew before.

hello y’all. Brianne’s back.

[pokemonshelterstories]

i was working with my boss's ponyta and she went and evolved on me 🥺

[swampertwarcrimes]

ough,,, sniff

[officialscamteam-deactivated202]

Then show them your pokesona. We know you have one.

I don’t have a Pokésona.

Do I look like some sort of chronically online weirdo? I have a life and a job (yes, this is considered a job — don’t look it up)

Genuinely, anyone who dresses up in one of those giant suits and spends actual money on art on themselves as a Pokémon? Yeesh, strange city.

[teamcuriosity]

don't be so judgemental Marnette :/// pokesuiting is harmless

maybe I should make you a pokesona sometime to show you how nice it can be ^_^ I'm thinking you would be a fluffy little Skitty

—Prof. Violite Schist (it/they/fae)

[officialscamteam-deactivated202]

OH BUT WHEN IIIIII SAY THAT IT’S “MARNY THIS IS MY WORK” “MARNY I’M AT WORK” “MARNY WORK WORK MARNY”

[swampertwarcrimes]

you would be a mischievous little chatot who somehow manages to steal children’s bikes

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[lobio]

I’M ON TIME BITCHES

[aura-acolyte-archive]

Fun Fact: All Chosens have a fatal flaw. Good luck figuring out mine!

[swampertwarcrimes]

short.

you’re short and you’ve a REALLY bad temper.

[aura-acolyte-archive]

You missed a chance for a short temper joke.

[swampertwarcrimes]

DAMNIT I did. fuck.

[gotta-pet-em-all]

Trying to prove a point about how weird the userbase is on rotomblr

I have experienced nonlinear time at one point in my life

I have been directly involved in a crisis that threatened my region

I have been directly involved in a crisis that threatened the world/multiverse

I'm not fully human on a physical level (hybrids, sentient mons, altered humans)

I am abnormally difficult to kill, or have died at some point

I'm a Faller from another world

I was involved in a terrorist organization/still am involved

I was abducted as a child

I am partnered with a Legendary/Mythical pokemon

I AM a Legendary/Mythical pokemon

I am on rotomblr to spread the agenda for my organization, Team [name]

None of these, what the fuck is wrong with you people

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

Please choose the option that is most applicable to your life! If multiple options apply, feel free to elaborate in the tags!

[swampertwarcrimes]

huh.

I’ve gone through the team wrath event, the groudon/kyogre fight, I DO have a little pokemon in me (shadowfication), I was abducted as a child for team rocket, I am (apparently) hard to kill??? And I’m technically associated with team rocket, but that’s through being an experiment or something.