naty

when i run out of road, you bring me home

[samcarpnter]

hannah’s endless list of favorite films - kill your darlings (2013) “Another lover hits the universe. The circle is broken. But with death comes rebirth. And like all lovers and sad people, I am a poet.”

[nefertiris]

fresh prince of bel air (1990-1996) truly was a gift

[ainokiseki]

You know, I’ve thought a lot about what happened, and I’ll spare you the details about my anger, and the crying, and the weight loss, and the empty space on my wall where your picture used to be. Because I’ve decided that there’s no point in focusing on the negatives. I’d rather think about the good things that came from this. Like, you taught me a really valuable lesson.

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

all clothes are unisex if you stop giving a shit

[meangirlnurse]

my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say 

[meangirlnurse]

great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children

[meangirlnurse]

my family didn’t tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver’s permit in my junior year of high school. i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to me

[meangirlnurse]

i had to google my own brother to find out why we don’t talk about him anymore

[meangirlnurse]

one morning in seventh grade my mother was driving me to school and asked me if she was too overprotective. i told her “yeah, sometimes.” then she casually, calmly went, “maybe it’s because you were almost kidnapped as a baby”

she didn’t even elaborate until i asked her to explain

(my father later confirmed that i was, in fact, briefly stolen as an infant)

my mom just dropped this information on me for the first time and was then like “bye honey have a good day at school”

[meangirlnurse]

no one knows great-grandma ruth’s real last name 

[ziraseal]

this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here

[niallandtommo]

“I’ve spent 5 years imitating Niall’s irish accent and not once did he give me props for it.”

[snorlaxatives]

ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

[squirticuno]

wh–

what the hell???

[stonedthumb-blog]

ellen has a BROTHER?!?!

[nowindever]

Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk

[honorarytenenbaum]

oh my god do people here like toto’s africa ironically? but… i genuinely love it. it’s so good.

[octsunrise]

I’m not fine

[ot4vinyl]

ʙᴜᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴏʟᴅᴇʀ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ

ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ᴍ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ, ᴛᴏᴏ…

[dreamcatcherjmo]

Miss You + Too Much to Ask

[klaw]

heteros spend their whole lives calling everything they hate “gay” but now that actual gay ppl are using it as a fun harmless joke to describe things we enjoy it’s suddenly “not everything’s gay guys geez!!1!1!!11!” thats cool

[worldstyles]

types of harry: funny

[worldstyles]

Types Of Harry: Supportive.

[maleksrami]

“We’re here to pick my sisters up from their primary school. I’ve got four younger sisters. So, I have to play that big brother role; that responsible, mature role model.” — Louis