Sweaterman

Rex!! he/they gatorade enthusiast

[ratarchiveart]

[mushroominawaterbottle]

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

[mightyouknowme]

i said what i said. smoochie smoochie for all of them

[makingimages]

[beejwatch]

i didnt realise hawk does this head back+leg cross+shoulder pop gesture on his line after BJ calls him powderpuff. what does it all mean btw.

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[thegoodmorningman]

The Beast, famously, is Love!!!

[savethelifeofmychild]

sex + alcohol like i swear to god man this is really going to benefit the friendship

[konoko]

(trying to flirt) can i be your problem

[sanguine-raven]

did you know: you can literally cuddle with me. and it'll be warm and also cozy

[sweaterman]

having a really fun time called need to get more buff and also do more combat sports and then I am hit by the recollection that Pope Cody is a character that exists.

[lady-isabella-farnham]

knights kissing

[lady-isabella-farnham]

squire show me knights kissing

[lady-isabella-farnham]

knights kissing both boys squire show me

[9fruit]

we need to bring back the simple art of just “come to my house and we hang out without an activity or pretense or meal” my friend hung out on my couch for seven hours today we just gabbed… no specific plans no activities involved. likeee let’s just hang out on my couch forever and ever amen

[exastriis]

[m-carrick]

being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

[lykksalighet]

*opens tumblr* [war news] [cool pic of bird] [3 minute porn clip] [petition from 2022 "there is still time!"] [news article about a murder] [funny joke] ["the ai bubble is bursting" post from 2024] [tasteful nude] [cat video] [golden girls screenshot] [cock] [tiktok]

[syn4k]

full transparency here i daydream about meeting my online friends so often. in these scenarios, i tackle hug them in the airport and don't let go for several seconds. theyre not the height i thought they would be and it both delights and terrifies me. we make fun of each others' outfits. i bounce on my toes the entire way to the rental car, aglow with excitement, the happiest and most animated i've been in years. and for a short, gilded moment in time, everything is alright

[syn4k]

in my fantasies, expressing my love for others is as simple and easy as breathing

[syn4k]

hey this post got a lot of notes really fast is everyone okay