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The Faustian bargain of the digital age—free or cheap digital conveniences in exchange for our data—was only ever explained to us after it was already a done deal.
Naomi Klein, Doppelganger: A Trip into the Mirror World
OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
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IT’S
IT’S
IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-
I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED
Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.
You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.
just a lil off-screen dark and profoundly unhappy johndean for father's day ♡♡ thanks @dadfuckerfest for giving me a reason to finish this! it's been in my drafts for months
they've only been in Maine a couple weeks and Dean's already got a gaggle of quintessential American high schoolers eating out of the palm of his hand. already got said palm between the bare crossed legs of the prettiest girl in the senior class, Amy or Angela or another top-ten baby name in 1979. it's a little cold for what little she's got on, but they're drinking and Sam knows she's hoping to be in Dean's literal jacket and proverbial pants by the end of the night.
there are no other little brothers with them, but Sam is Dean's so they let him come along. they always do.
the girls always open their legs, Sam always gets a couple sips of Dean's beer, and some guy named Kenneth who's way drunker than everyone else always opens his mouth to ask if they want to hear The Worst Thing Ever. and Dean always says yes because it's how he makes friends so easily, plus the guy's "worst thing ever" hardly ever is.
turns out Kenneth-from-Augusta's worst thing is pretty bad.
"so there's this family in Nova Sorcerya-"
"Nova Scotia," one of the girls corrects with rolled eyes.
"'s what I said!" Kenneth stops for a drink with his finger up like someone will steal the conversation if he lets them. "like... ten? or I dunno maybe fifteen years ago, this girl is like fourteen in Nova Scortia and she tells her teacher her dad..." he pauses for effect with his finger back up in the air. "... uses her like a wife"
Dean's face switches off like an old tv set. he doesn't move his hand or drop his beer and none of these strangers will clock it, but there's nothing in Dean's eyes or deflecting smile. all the kids keep looking at Kenneth in rapt disgust, but Sam's watching Dean
the family Kenneth keeps fuckin talking about is nothing like their family, not really. but the girl was the same age Sam is now. and none of these normal suburban kids, who maybe have never cleaned a toilet, can imagine a family like theirs
Dean's girl even says so. says, "I can't even imagine"
no one's ever set a dog on Dean or made Sam shovel out a latrine with his bare hands, but they've both played bait for worse-than-dogs and dug plenty of graves including some they feared might be their own. they know how to talk to teachers and cops and social services. hell, they've been running CPS drills since Sam started walking
Dean comes back into his body suddenly when Kenneth starts talking about how the girl had to sit outside while their dad fucked the little sister she practically raised because the only way to protect her was to be there after
his voice is vicious when he spits, "some fucking sister"
Sam's not sure if it's physically possible for Dean to break a beer bottle by throttling it, but it sure looks like a valiant attempt. Dean's hand looks even meaner where it's pinching at squirmy girl-thigh.
he can't do anything about the bruises Top Ten is definitely gonna have, but he snags the bottle for a sip. Dean's gaze follows the motion and his jaw unclenches as Sam's loud suck leaves spit on the edge of the glass.
Sam's known for a long time. he knows a little more seeing the acknowledgement of it in Dean's eyes, but he laughs and shoves at Dean when the bottle gets snatched away, letting the playfight and shittalk make Kenneth forget whatever Canadian horror he was teeing up to reveal next
tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.
“Ultimately, [Dean and Sam] are pathologically dishonest with each other because John Winchester was pathalogically elusive to them. They learned that the truth is this dangerous thing, and that you shouldn’t speak it. He even taught them to keep secrets from each other for strategic purposes.”
Girl. You know I love your theories about queer coding in television. But some times those two male characters are stood that close bc they need to get them both in the frame .
the layers of interpreting the pilot are like okay this is a story about brothers hunting a ghost and arguing about their childhoods cool -> ohhh the ghost says sam hasn’t cheated yet because she’s about to molest him -> ohhhhhhhhh the ghost says Sam hasn’t cheated yet because he’s currently emotionally cheating on Jessica narratively with his brother -> the ghost can’t go home that seems pretty standard -> wait why did Dean say right after “I’ll take you home” only for Sam’s home to be completely destroyed -> ohhhh. ohhhhhhhhhh.
and then well ep9 has Dean crying into the phone because he doesn’t feel like he can go home either, and this whole season is about the tension between home and family and the road and leaving, and every episode has characters paralleling the brothers, and everything is about leaving each other or choosing each other, and the horror has always been: something horrible happens in your house. you can never go home again.
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