hearteyes

allie (she/her) it’s tough but you’re tougher

[shitty-check-please-aus]

holster has strong opinions on what they changed for mean girls tour and thinks that Mariah is a better Regina

I've just spent several minutes watching compilations of different reginas doing World Burn and I have to say that I think Holster would be the kind of person to be like "well she was pretty good but I preferred this one understudy who went on 12 times total"

[shitty-check-please-aus]

66superfluffykitten99

If Holster loves Mariah that kinda implies that he knows about Starkid!!

I feel like the prominence of headcanons that Holster was an annoying theater kid already implies that he knows about Starkid

[zimms]

i miss when we'd bully holster for like a week straight. can we go back to doing that?

[sweatersandpie]

bath and body works halloween themed wallflower plugs really have me in a chokehold

[sweatersandpie]

like look at these…now come on now

[sweatersandpie]

Also thank god I didn’t see these before they sold out bc idk if I could have resisted

[sweatersandpie]

bath and body works halloween themed wallflower plugs really have me in a chokehold

[sweatersandpie]

like look at these…now come on now

[sweatersandpie]

bath and body works halloween themed wallflower plugs really have me in a chokehold

[omgcheckplease]

madison is really just

bitty: anyway here’s another boring thing about my hometown jack: incredible. wow. is this how eric richard bittle lives? is this how you came to be? tell me more. of course this is your essence bitty: that’s the grocery store jack: you mean where you get your pie materials

[sweatersandpie]

not to be dramatic but taylor swift ft. phoebe bridgers might kill me

[heartcountry]

what is one line of poetry/writing that lives in ur head rent free please share i would like to know 

[tangredont]

Holster: *does anything*

Me:

[uncleshits]

Does this mean that in canon, since Jack was the first player to come out, Elton John would have called Jack after the Cup Kiss?

[uncleshits]

DOES SHITTY ANSWER JACK'S PHONE????

DOES SHITTY SAY "JACK ZIMMERMANN'S PERSONAL PONG PALACE" WITH ELTON JOHN ON THE OTHER END OF THE LINE??????

[uncleshits]

no one look at me I'm thinking about how "gold rush" by Taylor Swift is a Dex-centric Nurseydex anthem again

[uncleshits]

STILL THINKING!!! ABOUT!!! THIS!!!

[onierokinetic]

dex never went to samwell au where nursey is constantly trying to get his best friend, san jose sharks goalie chowder, to set him up with his celebrity crush, boston bruins dex, despite how many times chowder explains to him that just bc they’re both in the nhl doesn’t mean he knows dex or has ever talked to the man.  in a fit of desperation and/or annoyance, chowder just tweets at dex “my friend has the hugest crush on you, dm me.”  and Dex does

[omgdexnursey]

thinking about whenever and however jack decided to come out to his parents, bob and alicia just look at each other bc they’re trying to figure out how to tell jack they’re also both bi

[halfabreath]

Since we’re focused on post NHL Jack, here’s my headcanon I’ve spent 80-120 fantasy hours on:

After retiring Jack starts a YouTube channel where he produces super high quality videos all revolving around the same theme: “Ex-NHL Player Attempts [insert sport here]” and eventually everyone just calls the channel Jack Attempts

Just, 40yo Jack Zimmermann playing baseball. Basketball. Cricket. Skateboarding. American vs. Canadian football. Synchronized swimming. Beach volleyball. Dressage.

Interviewing professional athletes and asking for their tips. Really trying to show the physical mechanics of a sport while giving athletes space to talk about the mental and emotional tools they use.

He plays with the First Nations Lacrosse Association, attempts to hit pitches from Olympic softball players, goes to Scotland to play on the oldest golf courses, learns an ice skating routine with Bitty (who insists he can’t wear hockey skates so sweet sweet Jack has to learn how to skate again but he DOES IT), bobsleds and surfs and pole vaults and tries anything and everything he can from actual professional athletes

And then, y’know, one day Holster (who’s found his way into the performing/musical world) mentions that Broadway performers are athletes who sing and Jack’s like challenge accepted

[sweatersandpie]

@ Whoever was behind my local Home Depot playing teardrops on my guitar while I was on the phone approving my transaction at checkout bc my bank considers me shopping at home depot to be suspicious activity: I’m not sure you know your audience, but fuck everyone else I appreciate you

[sweatersandpie]

my bank when I’m out of state buying like a dozen books across four bookshops in the span of two days: 😴🥱

my bank when I drive down the street to buy a toolbox: ⁉️🛑‼️🙅‍♂️❌

[sweatersandpie]

@ Whoever was behind my local Home Depot playing teardrops on my guitar while I was on the phone approving my transaction at checkout bc my bank considers me shopping at home depot to be suspicious activity: I’m not sure you know your audience, but fuck everyone else I appreciate you

[parvuls]

fic: out in the open

TMZ ✔ @TMZ · May 23, 2019 22:36 Jack Zimmermann and Eric Bittle’s Friendship Goes Viral After Release of Providence Falconers Video

One thing is for sure: this isn't what Bitty expected to happen when he first DMed NHL forward Jack Zimmermann.

word count: 35k

tags: social media, epistolary, texting, different first meeting, getting together

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