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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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faggot fall is almost upon us! like and reblog if you want a faggot upon you
pokemon trainer that shouts "get his ass" every time they order their pokemon to attack
Do you lick or bite your ice cream?
Blaen-y-cae
*pinching the bridge of my nose*
TIL that postural sway is the body’s method of maintaining balance in response to changing external stimulus. More pronounced postural sway, linked to poor balance and coordination, often occurs in people with ADHD, leading to clumsiness and increased potential for injury, particularly in adults, especially in adults with a late-life diagnosis who didn’t have their postural sway corrected as children.
It’s not just that if you have ADHD you’re not watching where you’re going so you trip and fall or walk into doorways or drop shit, which is what I’d been assuming (tragic backstory associated with this involving parental assumptions about my physical carelessness as a child that we’ll just take as read for now).
The problem isn’t the deficit in attention. It’s that your body literally doesn’t always know how to stay upright or what parts of you are where in a given space because your amygdala is fucked up. And suddenly the two decades of jokes about bubble wrap are simultaneously not funny anymore and much, much funnier.
Forty years old and the concussion was probably because I forgot how not to fall down. Sure. Why the fuck not.
*Accidentally poking myself in the eye while pinching the bridge of my nose*
Every day with this nonsense, every day. It simultaneously makes everything make sense and makes a farce of it.
Uh. Also newly diagnosed in my 40’s. Have been making jokes about my lack of proprioception for years. I regularly miss doorways, walk into walls, bruise my knuckles accidentally punching things I was nearly trying to walk near, have objects I am holding spontaneously leap out of my hands in improbable directions…
You’re telling me that ADHD might not only explain me getting lost in time, but also lost in space?!
My friend, clearly we are designed to traverse dimensions. We already have no sense of time or place, we’re perfectly adapted to explore alternate realities.
whats a pillow princess
i don’t have the heart to explain
ok i’ll google it
oh so youre just a lazy whore
I’m proud of him
He is just fucking great.
Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy: Bad
Wild animals who are fat because of humans: Bad
Wild animals who are supposed to be fat: Good
Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival: Very Good
straight up thought that was the shadow I was like where tf your foot at dude
This is so scrambled it looks like one of those AI generated images and my brain didn't process it for a minute.
Somehow never thought about the photographer and -
- my God.
little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good
Other character smirks: "Well, I've got a castle on four omens."
The crowd "oohs" louder, so we know that it's Much Better™️
thats how i feel watching scenes with regular cards
Ok, so I was reading this news story:
So far so normal, right? But then:
Like what. And then:
Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist.
well would you look at that
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it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony
as someone who didn’t have a wii are you guys okay
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This is a roller coaster ride, start to finish.
Tom Waits pretending to be eight dogs
this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it