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[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[pangur-and-grim]

you can kinda tell that she doesn’t have any teeth, even with her mouth closed

[pangur-and-grim]

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[catchymemes]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

[splend-42]

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

[deliriumcrow]

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

[cipheramnesia]

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

[patrickat]

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

[avron]

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

[digitaldiscipline]

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

[enki2]

[dailyflicks]

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA Season 12, Episode 8 "The Gang Tends Bar"

[dailyportalz]

[bees-with-swords]

@cephalopodqueen

[cephalopodqueen]

a classic

[xenosaurus]

vaguely working on a vampire comedy about a group of vampires dealing with the death of their sire, not because they're mourning him, but because they're rapidly realizing that a lot of the Vampire Rules were him just straight up fucking with them

[xenosaurus]

what do you MEAN we can go out in the daytime, he just didn't want his neighbors to notice that he had half a dozen twinks in matching outfits hidden in his basement???

[xenosaurus]

YES it’s about the stark absurdity of looking back on an abusive situation you thought was normal YES it features a scene where a bunch of vampires in anachronistic formal wear try a ton of off-brand sodas from the dollar store to see which ones make them puke

[xenosaurus]

Original rule: vampires cannot eat and must consume the blood of the living

Proposed theory: vampires cannot eat solid food but otherwise go wild

Results: Carbonation Bad. Pudding counts as a liquid. Vampires can be deeply, horrifically lactose intolerant.

[atomic-darth]

Turns out that vampires aren’t weak to garlic, The Sire was just allergic and if he couldn’t enjoy garlic bread then nobody could.

[pngblog]

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[whatagrump]

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

[eyecantread]

You know how in some games a high enough Charisma stat can just break the mechanics and trivialize every encounter? I think Zohran Mamdani has that. It's the only explanation I can think of for today's meeting in the oval office.

[nonsequiturpizza]

Regarding that anon about men on this site that are heterosexual: Yeah, that's me, I'm a cis het man, and I've followed you for years. I'm only an onlooker here though, I never reblog anything, so my blog is empty, which may explain why you haven't noticed me, cause you haven't ever followed me back (I mean, what for? There's nothing there). I have had gay experiences though, me and my male cousin used to fuck all the time when we were teenagers, with me as the bottom oddly enough. We were born within two weeks of each other and were neighbors growing up, so once we sexually matured we pretty much started fucking right away lol. He died in a hit and run when we were 17 though, and I haven't been with any other men since then. I'm now married, and my wife and I just celebrated our ninth anniversary last month. I still do miss my cousin, but whenever I get nostalgic for him my wife just pegs me to get it out of my system. So yeah, straight men definitely do still exist on this site. 😉

the diversity!

[penisorcerer]

I'm so glad this website is free

[czech-hunter-reject]

💀

[ascuttalberto]

[autistichare]

[ID: a group of people dressed as dung beetles push a giant brown (fabric) sphere down a street. The two people whose faces we can see look delighted. /end ID]

[lurker-no-more]

Well … points made, lmao.

[bethanyactually]

@pangur-and-grim have you seen this one?

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]