"It's like chess, you know. The Queen saves the King."

All the stuff I feel like putting here, like fandom stuff and links to my fanfics and shit like that

[meloncolle]

redrew an old pic of tade :3

[diminuel]

I am on my knees begging for female Cora and/or Doffy 🧎‍♂️

Voilà~

(I've drawn female Doffy before!)

[ceeejus]

what part of me are you eating?

[whamber]

Shocking revelations

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BONUS:

[whamber]

this got so many notes but no one's reblogging it with my very important addition

[whamber]

Shocking revelations

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BONUS:

[whamber]

this got so many notes but no one's reblogging it with my very important addition

[fanaticalthings]

next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄

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[irishyuri]

unstoppable slut meets immovable object or whatever that saying is

[nat-20s]

Clark Kent finally goes to get therapy but the only person who knows both of his identities AND is in any way actually qualified is Harley Quinn

[nat-20s]

They're staring each other down in some bland ass room painted a soothing blue like

Clark: ... This HAS to be some sort of conflict of interest

Harley: aww not to worry Supes I'm totally profresh

Clark: that's not actually that reassuring

[nat-20s]

Clark starting to try and open up even though that usually requires an emotional crowbar: it's just... isolating, sometimes. There's not really any one person that is in the same position as me and it's... Hard

Harley: well that's why we have emotional support networks rather than just one person! I know I'm your position it's especially hard to build that up, but you've done a rather impressive job so far. I mean, you break it down, and Lolo may be your wife, but she's not gonna know everything you go through, nor should she have to. She understands your workplace stresses, the justice league is there for hero stuff, Diana gets being powerful enough to scare people, Kara and J'onn are both in the last survivors boat, and when it comes to the complications of balancing identities, Brucie will be there. The best part of all this is that you also don't have to be everything to any one person, which is something you seem ta struggle with.

Clark: oh. You're... good at this?

Harley: I fuckin told ya I was

[dekariosclan]

Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”

Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:

[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]

[crowwkui]

ngl...kinda worried about this one 🧎

[notemily]

Hey since it's the Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May, here's my favorite reading order for the Discworld books, the point of which is to read everything you need to read before you read Night Watch, which is the best one:

Guards! Guards! (Cop stories, film noir, and Tolkien jokes)

Men at Arms (The City Watch diversifies, there's a gun, clowns are creepy)

Feet of Clay (Discworld version of the ethics of enslaving robots)

Jingo (War, racism, xenophobia) (But like, it's funny. There's a Paul Simon "You Can Call Me Al" joke.)

The Fifth Elephant (Dwarf politics, vampires & werewolves)

Small Gods (Religion and philosophy jokes) (This is also usually the one I recommend to people who just want ONE Discworld novel to start with)

Mort (Death takes an apprentice)

Reaper Man (Death takes a holiday, there are Consequences)

Soul Music (So many rock & roll jokes! Death's granddaughter shows up)

Hogfather (Christmas jokes, tooth fairy jokes, this is the one where the famous quote about the falling angel and the rising ape comes from)

Thief of Time (Someone breaks time)

Night Watch (...and there are Consequences)

(I basically stole this reading order from someone's website. Thank you, person with a website.)

At that point you will probably have a pretty good idea of whether or not you want to read all the other Discworld books. I highly recommend the Witches subseries, which have a reading order as well:

Equal Rites (Granny Weatherwax is sort of still cooking here, but she's recognizably herself)

Wyrd Sisters (Shakespeare jokes)

Witches Abroad (fairy tale jokes, also voodoo for some reason)

Lords and Ladies (this time it's the kind of fae you don't want to piss off)

Maskerade (Phantom of the Opera jokes)

Carpe Jugulum (Dracula/vampire jokes) (Damn, it's really too bad this was written like 7 years before Twilight came out, can you imagine)

Then there are a bunch of other books, some of which are (loosely) connected, and the Rincewind books, which IMO are the weakest link in the Discworld (although I do enjoy Interesting Times, because of the China jokes).

There were also like twelve other books published after Night Watch, and they're still great - Monstrous Regiment is probably my fave of those - but I do think Night Watch was the peak of the Discworld series. After so many relatively self-contained books and so much humor, I don't think anyone was quite expecting such a rich chapter of Vimes's story that also punches you right in the feels. It's so good, y'all.

As always, it's dangerous to go alone, so take the Annotated Pratchett File with you.

[yarrreg]

👑 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖆 𝕽𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖗

𝖂𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖇𝖗𝖔𝖜 𝖎𝖘 𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖉 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖓

𝕾𝖒𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖔𝖎𝖑 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖉'𝖘 𝖇𝖔𝖞

𝕺𝖍 𝖑𝖊𝖎, 𝖔𝖍 𝖑𝖆𝖎, 𝖔𝖍 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉🌿

[artoflevity]

are you hungry?

[dykeguro]

Thinking abt devil wyll with a tail not realizing how expressive tails are and not really controlling his own + karlach commenting and acting based on it because she assumed he knows. wyll wagging when hes with tav and karlach looks at him like the homophobic dog I know what you are style. stepping in for him in a situation when she notices him tucking his tail in between his legs. he’s convinced she has some insane insight for a while because she keeps reading him like an open book then when he asks her about it once she’s like wyll your tail . you’re the easiest person to read I ever met since youve got that thing. cue a humiliation constitution check

[hehearse]

[astronicht]

Falling asleep thinking abt Frodo grabbing Sam by his hair to pull him out of the water at the end of Fellowship. That’s such a visceral, unpolished motion. I once wrote a similar moment — grabbing someone who cannot swim by the hair — because that’s what I did once when I was little and my brother who could not swim jumped in the pool.

Thinking about how Frodo was fucking invisible for that whole scene. Sam chased him without seeing him. Frodo said take my hand and it was almost funny in the way Tolkien makes so much of everything a little funny bc life is ridiculous and so is the shit you have to get through, absolutely ridiculous —

anyway I’m lying in bed wondering like I have been wondering for days: which hand was it? The hand with the ring or without? Which pulled Sam out the way you pull people you love from deep water? Which was offered when Frodo said, very helpfully, “Here it is. Don’t pinch, lad! I won’t let you go.” It’s not clarified and maybe it doesn’t matter. In that of course the Frodo wearing the Ring and saving someone from drowning matters. That it could have been either hand, maybe, matters. Ok I’m going to bed!!

[mikkeneko]

#it matters because it didn't matter#because for the last time probably in his life#Frodo wasn't thinking of the Ring at all - by @cygnahime

[kieran-granola]

You know how there's a subset of martial arts Tiktok where people post short vids of them doing a quick routine/choreography?

People in Gotham post blurry clips of the Bats, and a few martial artists challenge each other to reproduce the moves. One vid goes viral and more people start to give it a try, including non martial artists, who just meme with the choreography/try to imitate some moves just in good fun (and whoa some dancers and gymnasts do surprisingly well)

It naturally gets back to the Wayne brood, except, of course, the real challenge for them is to fail in a believable way.

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Tim, on camera: "I was nearly good enough for the Olympics, surely I can do that...? Let's find out."

[cue footage of him falling down, cartoon-style, right as Damian was walking by and getting both of them drenched in Dami's smoothie]

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Jason sees the compilation someone made of Bruce's ridiculous attempts at reproducing the moves (Tim and Steph roped him into their shenanigans.)

Two days later, a video of Red Hood goes viral: it's him condescendingly explaining how to throw a punch and challenging Bruce Wayne to do it properly because "no Gothamite should be so shit at fighting"

Bruce is verklempt when he watches it, because some of it is word-for-word how he taught baby!Jay

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Tim gives Damian blurry, grainy footage of Black Bat to imitate. After that, Dami spends days hounding Cass for training because he nearly broke his nose tripping over his own feet.

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Dick flawlessly lands a flip in front of all the others with "ASSERTING DOMINANCE" written on screen before winking at the camera.

Right before the video cuts, Tim's voice can be heard saying, "Whatever, your ass is still flat compared to Nightw—"