Collection of Whimsy

30's - Female- Bisexual- Carbohydrate and Sparkle enthusiast!    AO3 : Glittered

[gratefulturbot]

i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

[sweet-cynic]

This is giving “hinterlands” vibes, hardcore @snarwor

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

[assassinationtipsforladies]

[sweet-cynic]

@snarwor

[josilverdragon]

"Be human in all of its bedlam and beauty and madness and mercy for as long as you can and in any way you can."

~ Patton Oswalt, American actor and comedian

[lyonelwhoretent]

Lyonel Baratheon, Raymun Fossoway and Baelor Targaryen after just meeting Ser Duncan The Tall:

[thelilnan]

Fealty

[rimonoroni2]

the thing about giving up is that it isn’t permanent. one must give up like twice a week in order to keep going

[kissyoulikealover]

yeah all my posts actually have hundreds of notes you just can't see them. people are laughing and calling me so funny and pretty and smart in the tags but you just cant see it. but it's happening i promise

[youre-only-gay-once]

[stqff]

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

[sungmee]

lyonel honing in on dunk like-

(thank u kate beaton for the original comic)

[pianostrings]

I mean, you know it’s bad if even Daeron’s disappointed

[sweet-cynic]

I mean - Daeron’s coming to the realization “fuck- Egg’s himbo friend is gonna die…. Which I contributed to by lying. I’m going to have to feel guilty about his death- fuck”

[vezhenart]

Lyodunk post-canon AU, ~5 years after Ashford

more info below for the crazy people

I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS LIKE. A LOT.

Idk how normal is it to tag but I wanted to say my small thanks to @snarwor for inspiring this piece <3 I think I can’t exactly call this a fanart to “let me see the heat get to you” since it’s far post-canon and here Baelor is sadly dead BUT if not for their work this art wouldn’t exist, I LOVE that fanfic it’s SO good-written and has SUCH good takes on the characters I can’t stop thinking about it and as I’ve read it as you can see my thought train went far forward

go give it a read!

[oohkingslaying]

i loooooooove how lyonel baratheon had us all fooled from the get go with his dangly jewellery and shouty antics. loudmouth flamboyant drunkard, sure, but like hear me out

had profound (citation needed) thoughts about historical implication of jousting tournaments (it’s just no one cared to hear it)

clocked dunk for not being ‘just tall’

knows his vassal lords exact financial situation

knows about multifaceted nature of human beings

knows better not to spiral and overthink important matters at hand

knows precise time to take a breather to win a contest

knows lyrics to some smallfolk bangers

clocked dunk for not being knighted

clocked dunk’s being trouble potential for being catalyst of change

knows exactly when was the last historical precedent of trial of the seven (maybe read a book?)

knows at least 3 lines of knight’s vow

knows (for some reason) the mother is a young child's primary object of desire and affection, forming the basis of the Oedipus complex

knows baelor’s capacity to fight is undermined by his level-headed nature while maekar has much more to lose and will go ham

knows how to align himself with targs for optics but is still mindful of how they will always reap the benefits

He’s a thinker and a schemer and a philosopher i fear.

[eddie-redcliffe]

Lyonel Baratheon. The Laughing Storm, they call him.

[trueknights]

i actually support Lyonel's anger towards Dunk, and stand by the fact that Duncan did Lyonel a bit dirty. It's Dunk's rare L.

Lyonel did have something to lose when he fought for Dunk, he risked his reputation by riding with a man who lied about his knighthood status, and was one of the reasons Dunk was even qualified to fight.

Dunk didn't even check on Lyonel after the battle. Nor did he express any concern for how Lyonel's wellness was afterwards. I understand between grief and anger, it's a bit difficult, but a simple "how do you fair" would have been nice.

I think it's a character flaw in Dunk that makes him more human. He has tunnel vision when it comes to Baelor, understandably, but it shuts out the people who've been there for him to begin with.

Dunk wouldn't be who he was without Lyonel, imo, who inspired him and gave him courage to exist in his own skin.

[mediacircuspod]

Genuinely do not know who wants that cookie more in AKOTSK. (The cookie in question is Dunks).

Lyonel “I’ll bring my Maester to your tree pls move in with me” Baratheon

Raymun “Full minute long hug while I burrow into your chest” Fossoway

Baelor “died for you, babe 😘💀” Targaryen

[linddzz]

imagining Lyonel waiting as his pavilion is packed away is so fucking funny to me. he's been so obvious the entire tourney you know he wouldn't be keeping his shit together. he's pacing as the first trunks are closed up. answering every question with "mng." "uh-huh" "sure" and eventually "what?? fuck offfff I'm- hey did you- has anyone seen a big cunt around???" with every bit of fabric folded away and no sign of Ser Dunk this man is wobbling closer and closer to a full blown tantrum. If he loses the biggest blue eyed baddie he's clapped eyes on to a fucking dead Targaryen he is going to bite things