Everything and Anything

Potatoing like a true potato. (@emigotchi's sideblog for everything and anything)

[otherwindow]

[otherwindow]

Iconic seafarer beards became a trend to scare away pesky mermaids.

Mermaid, seeing a bald pirate: Zero threat…! Mermaid, seeing a hairy, bearded pirate: If I get too close their face tentacles will eat me…!

[otherwindow]

Most mermaids only grow short beards as not to scare baby mermaids (longer beards look like the tentacled mouths of hungry squids and octopuses).

Pirates use this innate fear to their advantage to protect themselves from mermaids, hence the iconic beards and hat:

[ninjanaomi]

I like how this is presented as factual information

[water-of-the-bong-deactivated20]

because it is

[thechekhov]

if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

[maplebars]

shin-ah

[sweet-potato-yam]

@spyrothetimelord

[charlesoberonn]

“Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order.”

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don’t even need Apollo to be captioned, it’s just “he’s holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it’s Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users”

[nebulous-nebuli]

[sour-charity]

[blueelectivire]

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

[sndwave]

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

[stardust-devi]

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

[qqueenofhades]

[daitheflu-mx]

[tumblingoverstars]

[madkiska]

[cipheramnesia]

My writing process.

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[alexseanchai]

[image: a calculator app says multiplying two thousand by four hundred twenty-seven equals eight hundred fifty-four thousand.]

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I love how we're all collectively Just That Determined to ensure this random stranger takes care of themself, and I look forward to how OP moves the goalposts next

[lily-frog-trash]

opening and closing tumblr like the fridge

[beardedmrbean]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

An absolute lad

[catchymemes]

[ambereyedsnek]

Bushy hair practice with Crooks!

[just-shower-thoughts]

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

[boazpriestly]

[spookattz]

[aberrantemotion]

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they're almost 100% water.

[sonypraystation]

when you tell his spoiled ass no

[washnight]

Blobboreon

[kaijutegu]

I found a copy of my mom's favorite book from childhood! It's called Striped Ice Cream and I'm gonna wrap it in plastic and then some foil and bury it in a gallon of Neapolitan.

And I'll say "look, mom, I got you that striped ice cream you're always talking about!" and convince her to serve it up for dessert.

[kaijutegu]

I'm gonna wrap a layer of waxed paper around it too, so that the marker doesn't rub off and it's easier to fish out. I'm not sure how I'm gonna excavate the ice cream, exactly. I made a template. I'm hoping to like... cut around it and then peel back a layer about an inch deep that I can just put back on top.

[kaijutegu]

Mom thinks I'm at the park with the dog but I'm out in the garage burying a children's book from the 60s in a gallon of ice cream. This is one of the weirdest ways I've ever wrapped a present.

[kaijutegu]

Well, shit.

[kaijutegu]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[kaijutegu]

Now to work on smoothing the top a bit. It's not going to be perfect but it'll still be a good surprise.

[kaijutegu]

"What have you done to this ice cream??"

[kaijutegu]

AND THEN MY DAD TOLD HER IT WAS A BOOK BECAUSE HE WAS TOO EXCITED

[kaijutegu]

You know who else is excited about this ice cream based enrichment puzzle? MY MOM.

[kaijutegu]

Happy Mother's Day!

[neurospicybirb]

ICE CREAM BASED ENRICHMENT PUZZLE

[catchymemes]

Disney Facial Expressions

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