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Hannibal, Batfam, Spiderman, and whatever else I feel like

[mindsmist]

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

[mewy101]

I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?

[danishsweethearts]

sorry to bruce wayne but im different. if i had clark kent and dick grayson as a part of my family i would simply have less problems. i wouldn't be doing all that

[danishsweethearts]

oh look at me im bruce wayne im so maladjusted i know the two greatest people on the planet and probably top 10 in the entire galaxy i refuse to take mood stabilisers or go to therapy. get a grip man

[artisfaction]

Star Sapphire Jason Todd, my beloved.

More versions under the cut.

[snail-yaoi-enthusiast]

A collection of SuperBat fics that live in my head rent-free

for @gothbusterzs 🦇

!! NONE OF THESE ARE MINE !!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

1- Starting off strong with some amazing monsterfucker!Clark x monster!Bruce smut. Written amazingly and it’s named after one of my favourite songs~

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

2- A cute, fluffy, start-of-the-relationship fic, with the usual batfam shenanigans. I love the dynamic between the kids here, it’s always a good fic when Bruce and Clark are completely oblivious to what their children scheming.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

3- More smut because I’m a freak and it’s all I read most of the time. This one’s top Clark and bottom Bruce, if you like that dynamic go check out @superman-creampieing-batman

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

4- At this point I might just have to specify when there’s no smut. This list is really making me think about what I read. Anyway, oh boy, is this fic something. The logic is “it’s always a one shot if you post it all at once!” Also bottom Clark and top Bruce (technically. You’ll see what I mean.)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

5- I’m stopping the list here because I’m gradually growing more ashamed of how much smut I read. Also this is making me wonder if I have a thing for Bruce in lingerie. Anyway uh here’s more of Clark being a possessive freak and Bruce being an anxious bottom.

Enjoy~

[imagopersonal]

Being in the Hannibal fandom means going through your tumblr feed and seeing a post with Hannibal and Will hugging each other on a cliff and the words “In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine” (5 notes), and then immediately after a post with 0 tags, no media attached, reading “Will Graham would bounce on Hannibal’s dick until he breaks his pelvis” (2.5k notes)

[sweet-precious-dumbass]

My current project and 1/2 emotional support cats helping me!

I've never worked with EVA foam before, or done most of this (spray painting, dremel, etc) but I'm having a lot of fun! And I think its going quite well.

[darkknight-hero]

I know, I KNOW, Bruce grew up in the rich part of Gotham, I AM AWARE. I know that man has a posh ass rich boy accent. BUT, HEAR ME OUT

Bruce, who spent a good amount of his teen years sneaking out into the city and making friends w street kids. And they pick up on him being a rich boy reaaaaaal fast. Some of ‘em use it against him. Trick him, or at least try, to get money out of him, but some of them don’t really give a shit. Hell, maybe some of them recognize him as thee Bruce Wayne, so they feel a little bad. Can understand that he’s seeking friends and companionship. So they teach him how to hide the posh rich boy accent so that the kind of kids who’d take advantage of him don’t catch on that he’s not really one of them. And Bruce being Bruce, he doesn’t do anything half assed. In less than a week, he sounds as natural as any other street kid, picking up slang and grammar like that’s how he’s always spoken

Now cut to Bruce as an adult, and he overhears Jason and Duke in a nonsensical argument. Neither of them are truly mad, but they’re defending their side like it’s life or death, meanwhile Dick, Tim, Cass, and Damian are watching from the sidelines in utter awe and befuddlement

Bruce, “What’s wrong…?”

Tim, “That’s what we’re trying to figure out. But none of us can understand a word they’re saying.”

Bruce, “…but they’re speaking English?”

Dick, turning to look at Bruce, “You…call that English?”

Bruce, “Yeah? What else would they be speaking?”

Cass, “It sounds like gibberish.”

Bruce, frowning, “It’s a Jersey accent.”

Damian, “Since when-?”

Jason and Duke’s argument gets louder and it sounds like it’s about to turn violent, so Bruce cuts Damian off and turns to both boys before he starts yelling at them too, voice thick w an accent he hasn’t used since he was a kid, leaving everyone in the room to stare at him with wide eyes

Dick, “What…was that? Since when did you sound like that?!”

Duke, “WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE ME?!”

Jason, “WHAT THE FUCK?!”

Bruce, “…”

Bruce, “I’m gonna go now.”

Jason, “Hold the fuck up! Explain yourself, Bruce! BRUCE!”

And that’s how the kids find out about some of Bruce’s dad lore, including the fact that he used to smoke on top of rooftops and get into street fights, and even if he’s a billionaire, he is absolutely still Gotham born and bred down to his bones

[sweet-precious-dumbass]

I need to hear this at least once in my life....

[ananasinus]

Dick Grayson, who acts like a cat who jumps on people from any available height.

It all started with baby Robin, who carried his circus habits into life with Bruce. Luckily, Batman, not used to communicating with children, simply accepted it as a given and was always ready to catch a child falling at him from a closet.

Superman and the older members of the hero teams Dick participated in suffered the same fate.

The worst part about all this?

Dick continues these habits into adulthood, only now he has younger brothers strong enough to support his weight.

Yes, Damian still has some growing to do, and poor Tim buckles under the weight, but Jason? Perfectly adapted.

Does he resist? Absolutely. Does he get a mini-heart attack every time Nightwing jumps out of nowhere? Of course. But this always makes him a little sentimental, because Dick is comfortable fooling around with him, and it always turns into a game.

(Dick likes it when his loved ones don't resist his strange habits. Next on his list is getting Jason used to doing handstands on his shoulders.)

[sweet-precious-dumbass]

Dick being silly and retaining his circus joy and whimsy is SO important to me!!!! I need more of it in comics and fics

[papysanzonew]

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PROMPT:

Clark and Bruce have been together for a while now, and after a night of patrolling Gotham, Clark stays over at Bruce's place for the first time.

Bruce sleeps like a log for almost 18 hours.

That's it. That's the prompt.

Also, Alfred and the boys grew a little paranoid when they didn't see Bruce come down for breakfast or lunch, or go to work, or make a video call. However, no one dared enter the bedroom, knowing that Clark was also there.

None of them is that brave yet.

Okay, okay, they had to restrain Damian.

[isaluminalunii]

Superbat is good for the soul

[qweenofurheart]

save me one sided identity reveal superbat....

[zen-llama]

superbat disease is real and i’m infected

[sweet-precious-dumbass]

HIS EARS AND TEETH?? UGG. EMO BRUCE?? UGGGGG. I AM UNWELL

[cambieart]

[sweet-precious-dumbass]

OH THIS IS SO GOOD

[inkymillie]

cant believe i never posted my superbat yaoi to The yaoi website

[sweet-precious-dumbass]

Jason Todd and Chronic Pain:

Having old sprains and twist flare up again, the muscles and joints feeling weaker than they should, sometimes swelling. Knees almost giving out when running or jumping, if its an especially bad day

Old bone fractures and breaks that ache and groan, making it harder to move smoothly. Especially his hands. It gets worse when there's bad weather- like when an old person can predict the weather off their arthritis

When he lays in one position for too long. Trying to sleep, or on a stakeout, and his whole body is stiff and it aches so bad, in every single part of his body, that it almost hurts more to readjust.

Just. Bone deep aches, feeling joints working wrong, old wounds haunting him. Taking more pain meds than advisable just to dull the constant pain, keeping some on him wherever he goes. Ignoring it and pushing through it, even if he knows it'll only get worse.

[robs-your-robins]

Goon, wailing upon arriving at Gotham General: I didn't even do anything.

Paramedic: Cops said he knocked one of Robin's baby teeth out.

*Cubicle falls silent*

ER Doctor: Do you realise how lucky you are? The last guy came in with his legs tied in a knot like a goddamn pretzel. How dumb do you got be to hurt a Robin? We have a whole ward for Robin-related injuries. It's full of guys like you who think they can swing on a Boy Wonder.

Goon:

Nurse: I'll call upstairs, see if there's a bed free in the Jason Todd-Wayne Memorial Wing.

[sweet-precious-dumbass]

I love incredibly protective Bat-dad <3