show me the stars

i'm eunice and i hate my name trying not to romanticize the bad

[morebananassir]

[deliriouslyshipping-deactivated]

Hear me out

[clubdreamm-deactivated20210114]

Don’t care didn’t ask plus you majored in business

[smalltonystark]

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

[ragnarachael]

hozier really came out here and changed his link to his merch on his site to “take me to merch” and this is the best way to remember he’s a fucking millennial.

[argumate]

huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.

[liquidstar]

stop making jokes. comedy peaked with phineas and ferb.

[blakquills]

stop making songs. music also peaked with phineas and ferb

[blackqill-deactivated20200611]

‘get a man who can do both’ men can do neither

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[insomniac-arrest]

new friend: gosh you are so intelligent and well-spoken

me: :)

me internally: you fool, that is because you are on level 2 friendship, by level 5 I will be mumbling nonsense and finishing every half-baked sentence with ‘ya know?’

[33l77-deactivated20190809]

I can take hints but i want to hear you say it

[bxgdanow-deactivated20170102]

sinship (like friendship except u sin together)

[tachylyte]

*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck

[lesbianshepard]

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

[polaryti]

I wanna see the stars at night

[thecryptkeeper]

snorting while laughing is cute y’all are just mean