The Shittening Is Coming

// milo // they/it // scorpio // vampire irl //

[sweetandmilo]

🌑Welcome to my lair of cyclic hyperfixations and a general fuckfest of interests!

🌑Hello Bonita, my name is Milo and I am a creature of sorts. I’m queer and nervous all the time, and the most usual introverted tumblr veteran you will come across. At the bottom of this post I will include a link that refine how much queer I breath if you’re interested in that, but in short I’m an everything and a nothing at the same time, with a wiggle and a worm. Some pronouns to stick to is they/it when referring to my general partially-flesh concept, I do not take my supposed existence very seriously (like at all, I’m dramatic and erratic for ✨effect✨).

🌑I’ve been here since the dawn ages of 2013 with a thousand yard stare that can only be attributed to witnessing Mishapocalypse and Homestuck’s 1 Year Gigapause. I am an aged wedge of waxy cheese that smells faintly of cotton candy Faygo and SuperWhoLock.

🌑Some interests that have stuck around long enough to trickle supply into this blog is Supernatual, HIM, The Vampire Chronicles, vampires in general, Lord of the Rings, and a variety of goth and goth-adjacent visuals and writings!

🌑My main hyperfixation currently is: Vampires! 🧛🏻

🌑Usually when I am completely overtaken by a hyperfixation, you’re all fucked and that’s what my feed will be condemned to up to a year at a time. I do still sprinkle in a few previous interests, as I’m still a loving fan of Doctor Who and Sherlock of course and some more minor media that has shaped my life the way it disparagingly is.

🌑my three requirements is that my blog is kept to 18+ age users, as I just want to have my *vaguely gestures* years old life crisis and AuDHD obsessive behavior on a free roll. There is adult-oriented themes on this blog, but not excessively explicit. Which leads me into my next requirement, don’t be fucking weird or gross to me and we’re chill. I will condemn you to permanent horny jail if you get out of line. Which leads me into the final requirement, if you’re a hater ass loser who aligns themselves with bigotry (that includes you TERFs!) then fuck right off into the garbage disposal. You know who you are, and you’re not welcome here.

🌑anyways cool talk, enjoy my corner or something. bye.

🌑This link is about me or something:

@sweetandmilo • Pronouns.page

It’s probably the autism but my gen/sex is a mess, also probably an alien in a trenchcoat 👽 I suspect there is a lot…

[oohyuck]

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

[pukicho]

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

[mosscaller]

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

[pukicho]

What the fuck. You talk?

[pinkvbay]

Smoking my bigarette

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thoodleoo]

i spent so fucking long on this so im making you all see it

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[byjove]

It baffles me how so many grown adults seem to believe AI is 100% reliable and never wrong. ‘Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?’/‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’ was a huge meme when I first began using the internet because technology shits the bed in a myriad of ways for no particular reason at all. If your GPS can try to send you down a street that you can’t turn on to and your phone randomly freezes and your laptop periodically gives you the blue screen of death, why the fuck would you trust artificial intelligence to make all the important decisions in your life?

Semi-related note but I hate that society is shifting further and further away from having analogue backups to anything, especially the medical field. There was that software outage last year and my physiatrist casually admitted to me she did not know what patients she was seeing that day and at what time because it was all saved electronically and dependent on the Internet and mentally I was like. Oh. That’s really bad.

[goslinggf]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[flaminhotcheetobeard]

my cat has a habit of meowing from other rooms when he wants me to go to that room and hangout with him (usually predetermined by which room currently has sun exposure)

lately though he’s made the frustrating development of climbing underneath furniture and then crying because I cannot join him. sorry buddy but I cannot go under the bed because unlike you I do Not Fit

[flaminhotcheetobeard]

photo of the baby uncomprehending why I won’t visit his very good fort