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reanimateobjects

despazito

monstersovka

✷ 🍂 ✷

fluffynephilim

Scoliosis is all done~

I'll be popping them into their frames and starting on the next duo

crescentalice

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

elliespectacular

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

big-nothing

aroace-polyshow

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

blanketfortarchitect

I always pictured something like this

demilypyro

it's tomboy tuesday

demilypyro

eat lots of meat, don't shave your armpits, make out with another woman, swear liberally, and kick a guy in the face.

but not because it's tomboy tuesday. do it because it's just another day.

greseadraws

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

nitewrighter

Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.

monkeywiki

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

I swear this website has swung back around to being full Discourse.Net just like it was 10 or so years ago. AND is somehow harder to avoid. All I want is t4t Hetpeak and all I am given is tVt fighting ::::(