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[lenn-ey]

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[neenya]

here for this fight

[the-cuddly-punk]

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

[rainbowbarnacle]

[weaselle]

[alexisthenedd]

I just witnessed a murder

[rosethorn213]

[onihcinimkcin]

[funnytwittertweets]

[logarto]

Your dog looks like a faggot

[powerfulwizard]

Remember that guy on vine that would climb around shirtless with flowers on his head, and he’d keep saying “my berries.” But then it turned out he was a CIA plant put on Vine to track down leftist activists who were active on the app?

[jackmeatington]

i literally just found out about the “girl from ‘is this allowed’ vine was really making out with a mannequin” controversy and now this? this is ruinedchildhood for millennials.

[jmonkeyjmonkey]

i’m sorry my berries guy was what now

[powerfulwizard]

A nice young Italian man I guess. I made this up for notes.

[kohinoors]

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[poipoipoi-2016]

If you've ever wondered what living without depth perception is like...

[theunlitpath]

How big are those blueberries?

How many tines does that fork have?

Did you run Pepe the Frog through an image model until only his essence remains?

[saywhat-politics]

[katchwreck]

[ultraviolet-divergence]

They're price-gouging so hard it surprised even Wells Fargo.

Wells Fargo analyst Mohit Bansal said the new pricing range for the vaccine could add around $2.5 billion to $3 billion in annual revenue for Pfizer.

"This is much higher than our assumption of $50 per shot, and even assuming $80 per shot net price in high-income countries, we see $2 per share upside to our estimates" from the new prices, Bansal wrote in a research note.

Price hikes like this are only possible because mRNA vaccine manufacturers refuse to release the patents and allow cheaper copies of the technology to be made, even though that would unquestionably speed access to more of the world. But releasing the patents would destroy the grip that Pfizer-BionTech and Moderna have on the mRNA vaccine market, preventing them from fixing prices like this. Both Moderna's and Pfizer's share prices have shot upwards after announcing this.

[deeperwells]

It is so hard to not want to kill specific people every day

[oneheadtoanother]

[halfhardtorock]

[my-random-fandoms]

I am SCREAMING. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. True himbo energy.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Choo Choo

[yahoonews]

[quasi-normalcy]

“Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.”

–Terry Pratchett, Snuff

[katalinathecat]

That was explained beautifully

[witchaj]

“Arguing that you don’t care about privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don’t care about free speech because you have nothing to say.”

[unbotheredmuse]

[animay-tiddies]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

Art

[felderwin]

Aveline