Sweet Dreams

I’ve been having “One of those days” since 2014. aro/ace, any pronouns, poly. Ask a Question

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[traversety]

the spirit is willing but the flesh is so fucking out of it rn. actually the flesh would like to pack it up and leave. it's done with the horrors.

[oswednesday]

discord has turned people into wild animals

[oswednesday]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[theunvanquishedzims]

[alivehouse]

seeing a group of cool alt queer people chilling together in public feels like this

[byjove]

Tumblr is truly a prison. I’ll be like “I hate the way this website works. Broken filtering, broken search option, shitty moderating, glitches.” and then I’ll try to use any other social media platform and find it is somehow worse.

[my-dailydreams]

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[asimovsideburns]

Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This

[ehlihr]

coming up with aus for your own ocs is so funny like yeah these are my guys i made up but in a different circumstance. yeah no i also made that circumstance up

[beardedmrbean]

[we-have-black-marble-at-home]

translator's note: in america, "seek shelter immediately" means "go outside and stand on the porch"

[mushroomtiefling]

As an American, I can tell you this is true. Recently had a tornado warning and me and my family just sat on the porch. Got some beautiful photos of the sky tho:

Yes these are real photos.

[grincholass]

I don’t have rizz I’m just nice and weird

[pc-98s]

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

[future-crab]

Sometimes I get the "I can fix him" urge for a fictional character but like not in a sexy way. I can fix him with the power of friendship. I look at him the way a 12 yr old horse girl looks at an abused stallion that has injured its last 3 riders but she knows that it will sense her good vibes and she'll be the first person to show it kindness. That man is a skittish horse to me.

[terraswallows]

"Give me a sign" The sign in question.

[commiemartyrshighschool]

I stopped scrolling before noticing the trans monster flag and noticed the Walmart banner and found myself once again wondering why businesses in Texas constantly advertise that they're in Texas to Texans in Texas who presumably are aware of of the fact this stuff is in Texas?

[what-even-is-thiss]

I lived in Texas for about three years and before I moved I assumed that Texans being obsessed with Texas must be some sort of stereotype but no. It’s even more extreme than you think it is.

Anyways this does look like my experience of living in Texas transgender monster cans included

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

ngl if you're doing the whole Blogging thing right you shouldn't need to put your disorders in your bio bc your followers will just figure it out on their own. it's kind of a "show don't tell" type of thing