ew, luvbug!

SQUISH IT!!!

[sweetheartisms]

i'd never sell out for a check, you stupid motherfucker ! ˎˊ˗

heart cuizon, 27 years old, (they/he)

former lyricist of gethsemane, part time gossip advice blogger, full time freeloader.

"...which is a joke, by the way. i'm not a bum."

but what else do you call a guy who got through half of life with their father's credit card and the goodwill of their friends who are too nice to say no? probably heart cuizon. or asshole.

given, they do have their moments. sometimes, independence doesn't seem like such a far reach from reality. heart has proven on multiple occassions (mostly out of spite) that he can pull himself together — only for things to fall apart a few months later. hey, responsibility is a learning process. at least he tried.

but after being cut off by most of their friends? they've gotta try even harder now. currently living in a condominium in metropolis that eats up most (if not all) of their paycheck, heart's just trying to find a life worth living amidst the soul rending 9-to-5 lifestyle.

so... fuck it. maybe giving bad advice to strangers on the internet and spreading rumors on a tumblr blog will help.

「 information abt the mun ! 」

valentine, (18+) years old, she/he/it

i like and follow from @luvmailing !! <3

「 rules + regulations ! 」

☆ basically all interaction is encouraged! crossovers, other ocs, canon characters, etc... i'm just excited to be here!!!

☆ keep it respectful ooc <3 in character drama is 100% welcome, but let's be nice when we're not rping :] heart is super messy so please, by all means: start shit with him! i encourage it.

☆ i don't write explicit nsfw. just not my thing! but suggestive stuff and nsfw jokes are a-okay!

☆ trigger warnings (which may apply): mentions of suicide, suggestive content, eating disorders, (canon typical) violence, and drug usage.

^^ heart is kind of mean sometimes and crass about certain subject matters, as listed above. if these aren't things you're comfortable with seeing discussed, by all means, block! take care of urselves <3

☆ ADDENDUM!!! filter out #suggestive if you do NOT fw nsfw mentions. Y'ALL GOT FREAKKYYY DURING THE HALLOWEEN HEAR-ME-OUTS.

「 information abt the oc ! 」

filipino american (wasian...), born in gotham city, moved to metropolis

november 6, █████ : scorpio ♏︎ ♡ ‧₊

5'11 ("basically 6'0, right?")

they/he, transmasc

unlabelled sexuality

「 tags + navigation ! 」

#💌.txt – ic stuff heart says

#musings – stuff about the character!

#sillies – unseriousness. semi-canon/irrelevant

#ooc – why is valentine speaking. (hi that's me!)

[radiation]

[sweetheartisms]

valentine's is coming up! you know what that means: you're legally obligated to e-transfer me 2k right now if you celebrate.

[la-comedie-en-bleu]

I already pay you to work here. Why do you need a secondary income source?

[sweetheartisms]

idk. for fun?

[sweetheartisms]

valentine's is coming up! you know what that means: you're legally obligated to e-transfer me 2k right now if you celebrate.

[luvletterings]

something in the garage.

(aka gethsemane and their various styles of music)

if the lyrics are filled enough rage for it to be nauseating and get screamed out without proper technique? there's no question that the person who was in charge of that song was HEART. they write songs with the intent to vent. if people aren't dying in the mosh pit while they're yelling about all the ways they've been personally wronged by people and how much that sucks, did they really do a good job?

songs like HEART's: daddy's l'il girl, bikini kill bruise violet, babes in toyland miss hell, calamity jane

if the song sounds like the artist just discovered indie music after listening to a lifetime of radio pop and got annoying about it real quick, it's probably CASPIAN's fault. the songs are always sweet in sentiment... at least, for an underdeveloped teenage brain. the type of song that you listen to when you're older and go "yikes! that's probably an unhealthy way to view love!"

songs like CASPIAN's: all they wanted, panchiko fine, great, modern baseball suicide girl, belle and sebastian

are the lyrics pretty and anecdotal? is it largely acoustic? did eveything just grind to a halt for some twee bullshit? surprise! it's LEILA's song! while she doesn't choose to do most of the songs, she wrote most of gethsemane's earlier tracks and it's very clear in the way that most of them sound. she likes to keep things fun and cheeky, but there's a bit of snark to her songs. whether it's intentional or not is anyone's guess.

songs like LEILA's: if it's not you, language of flowers if you're feeling sinister, belle and sebastian suspended from class, camera obscura

are you having the most fun you've had this entire setlist? is the entire band (except for heart, of course) smiling while playing the song? you're probably listening to one of the few songs that DEONDRE made! he has the most versatile taste in the group and it shows. everything he creates is filled with attention and love. and while he loves doing a feel good, he does tend seem to circle back to a common theme of feeling stuck. huh. pay no mind to that. it's probably nothing.

songs like DEONDRE's: the way she dances, N.E.R.D satanist, boygenius something soon, car seat headrest

+ bonus songs in the playlist that didn't make it!!

[meowguraaaaa-deactivated2026030]

my whole family ignored me as a child bc my swag was blinding them

[things-that-are-not-true]

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

[inmorganic]

nothing will make you a chill adult like being a young girl with anger issues.

[sweetheartisms]

real shit.

[sweetheartisms]

"damn you're fancy like that? that's some bruce wayne shit." this man has been using a duvet cover. WITHOUT A DUVET. i can't do this anymore i can't.

[la-comedie-en-bleu]

google do I need to give my intern a uniform? He stands out too much from my staff, it hurts my eyes.

[sweetheartisms]

...hold on.

you have another intern, right? right?

[la-comedie-en-bleu]

I want you to guess how many Glinda-Pink interns I have where the dress code is business-formal blues.

[sweetheartisms]

i'm picking up what you're putting down i guess.

do i gotta shop for a company approved wardrobe?

[la-comedie-en-bleu]

No, I'll just take it out of your paycheck.

Kidding! I'll cover part of it, can't leave you high and dry; aren't I such a nice boss?

[sweetheartisms]

best boss ever. 10/10, no notes.

[la-comedie-en-bleu]

google do I need to give my intern a uniform? He stands out too much from my staff, it hurts my eyes.

[sweetheartisms]

...hold on.

you have another intern, right? right?

[la-comedie-en-bleu]

I want you to guess how many Glinda-Pink interns I have where the dress code is business-formal blues.

[sweetheartisms]

i'm picking up what you're putting down i guess.

do i gotta shop for a company approved wardrobe?

[la-comedie-en-bleu]

google do I need to give my intern a uniform? He stands out too much from my staff, it hurts my eyes.

[sweetheartisms]

...hold on.

you have another intern, right? right?

[sweetheartisms]

what’s it like being employed loser

heaven knows i'm miserable now

[la-comedie-en-bleu]

Very funny, intern, now where’s my latte?

[sweetheartisms]

gotcha. omw.

[sweetheartisms]

what’s it like being employed loser

heaven knows i'm miserable now

[sweetheartisms]

🎁

// @guy-on-top 😛

The silver gift box is small. A sparkly green press-on bow, much too big for the present, is stuck on it haphazardly.

There's a letter attached.

Happy Holidays! Be on my podcast sometime. I need people to interview and I'd love to hear about the wack shit happening in space. Or whatever Green Lanterns deal with. From: Heart Cuizon ♡

Inside the box is a gift card for Big Belly Burger with an absurd amount of money loaded in it.

[guy-on-top]

He skimmed the note, though not before fiddling with the bow like it personally offended him. A stupid grin spread across his face as the words sank in. “Holy fuckin’ shit.”

Then, as if someone were actually watching, Guy straightened up, scoffed, and shoved the note into his pocket with a shake of his head. “What am I sayin’? ‘Course they want me on their show,” he muttered to the empty room.

He later spent a hefty chunk of the gift card without a shred of regret.

[sweetheartisms]

new years club hopping plans just went from one other person to four whole other people. the weak will get left behind.

[wayneenterprise-pr]

Dudes need to come to my gala instead and then stay for the after party

[sweetheartisms]

there's no fucking way i'm hearing of this after we just planned to spend nye in metropolis

[sweetheartisms]

new years club hopping plans just went from one other person to four whole other people. the weak will get left behind.