the devil made me do it

Elijah, 25 NSFW/ Starbreaker sideblog of @delinquentbookworm Header is by @greyvamp icon is by @pizzacastella

[gelboorucomments]

[t4tozier]

i still think about that one anon that was like your starbreaker era created the freakiest shit youve ever done and i loved it. anon come back!! i have many freaky thoughts its just that sb was the first time i posted my thoughts publicly and also had so much public positive feedback and collaboration…oh starbreaker summer.

[satisfactuality]

thinking a lot about jace as victim and perpetrator,, jace being the one to keep track of the rat grinders during battle,, jace being killed to be shatterstarred just like the kids but still being in a position of power over them,, jace star diamond,,

[cuppydogshane]

me and the mutuals are giving some minor characters rich inner worlds later if you wanna pull up. yeah its gonna be all day.

[cannibal-stag]

Area Man Struggles with Choice Between Basic Morality and Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive

[zukkacore]

Second Place episode of Gamechanger feat the Aguefort staff aka Aguefort heaven is Porter hell. It’s a very efficient system

Bonus:

[t4tozier]

pt 2 of aguefort teachers and clonefucking meme

jace gets two bc he’s my pretty princess

[happilyhadesbound]

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

[lautakwah]

[j2zara]

Ngl I love thinking about mythology from fantasy high and one of my fav AUs or Takes is a Porter Wins timeline that I call Celestial Cuckoobird Porter Au. In that Porter Usurps Ankarna but she’s the only one who has the memories of that timeline, meanwhile the rest of the pantheon / celestial and infernal bureaucracy seem to remember Porter has been part of the Sol/Galicaea/Helio/Ruvina/Cassandra/Ankarna pantheon the entire time. For the record she’s not being gaslit this is just the way everyone perceives the timeline now. & everyone is like haha silly fallen goddess low tier infernal demon Ankarna, this is your brother the god of war Porter don’t you remember. & Cassandra and ruvina can feel something is deeply wrong but they don’t know what it is and ankarna is chewing the bars to her enclosure

[gatheringbones]

I love your agreeable and amenable and flexible nature and how none of your wants and needs ever get priority and how nobody even knows what they are to begin with and how you never start or engage in conflicts and never express even mildly unsavory opinions and get along with everyone from every conceivable group, that’s so trustworthy. hey quick question. do you happen to have an enormous pressurized reservoir of rage and resentment you feel like you can’t ever analyze or express because that would break the rules for the kind of person you are and if so, do you think a lifetime of squashing it down might ever backfire?

[hiitsharper]

hounds should always remember it's NEVER okay to bite your Handler UNLESS you're a tiny bit bored or maybe just want to a little

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[t4tozier]

they've all heard tell of the ghost in the castle.

the elven king and queen have been blessed with three beautiful children: a set of twins, just as lovely as each other, and their oldest, their boy, their shining star.

there's another, though.

nobody's ever seen him. to many, he's a simple tall tale, meant to deter any peasants from daring to approach the castle. the ghost of the young elven prince, destroyed from the inside out by his own magic.

said prince, if he could, would tell you he is very much alive. very much bored, but alive, nonetheless. and though he is as much flesh and blood as the king himself, he still haunts the castle with his presence--or lack thereof. even his mother and father rarely catch a glimpse. not that they deign to look all that often. the only one to ever see the young sorcerer with any sort of frequency is the paladin who guards him.

guarding others from attacking him, they'd told him. but the princeling knows better. the knight who waits outside his door at all hours of the day is guarding him from hurting anyone else. he hates his paladin for it. even his strongest spell wouldn't bring him any meaningful distance from his chambers, but were the massive frame of the stoic goliath not blocking the only true exit, the prince would have escaped long ago.

so he hates him. his last obstacle to freedom. but no one cares to check on him but the knight and the servants who fetch his meals--and they pretend not to notice when the paladin isn't at his post in the wee hours of the morn, nor to know where he is instead: tucked around the young elf, whose perfect skin is bruised and marked from his neck to his thighs. the prince may be of the crown, may have magic running through his veins, but he belongs to no one but his knight.

[t4tozier]

rent coming up = informal commission time! nsfw or sfw as requested :)

fandoms:

dispatch (waterboy, robert, flambae & related ships, open to others)

dimension 20 (fantasy high and cloudward ho mainly but open to others)

arcane (jayvik)

IT (reddie, the losers club)

link to my ao3 here

shoot me an ask or dm if you’re interested and we can discuss price, but would likely be $5 as a base price for ~500 words, plus additional fees depending on complexity/length/etc.

if you’ve been wanting to read something deeply self-indulgent, now’s your chance! i have very few things i won’t write, so do your worst :-)

[jadeandquartzes]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[dimension 20; jace/porter; alternate universe: canon divergence; character study; ambition; sacrilege; the top ten worst ways ever invented to try and cope with your impeding supervillain breakup. 3/3 chapters posted (complete); 6k]

God of darkness. God of mystery. God of trickery, ambition, brilliance, knowledge, triumph. All of them feel conceited, but...isn't that what divinity is, really? Deciding you're good enough to impose yourself with force upon the world?  And fuck if Jace isn't. He's come much too far. Been ignored and shunted to the side too long - been treated as leaveable, disposable, when he's anything but. Certain people should know that. Certain people should care more about him. Certain people shouldn't discount him, as the ascension date gets closer and the world gets darker still. Certain people should remember who got them close to godhood in the first place. *** Jace does some research, runs some rituals, and gets everything he's ever wanted. Almost.

Oh look! It's done! Final chapter of this thought experiment is up now, featuring the perhaps quite foreseen and foreseeable consequences of getting everything you want in the worst way possible. Enjoy.

[were--ralph]

which would you rather have

a penis

a vagina

neither

some combination of both

Voting ended onDec 13, 2025

[ryebreadgf]

oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?