The 40 Caliber Calamity

I love sharks.  

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[sweetnutmegbaby]

I wasn’t expecting all of that.

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[sweetnutmegbaby]

Oh my....

[jameshance]

Well, hey there! Here’s something fun and Halloweenie for you - 8 minutes of speed painting squidged into 3 minutes of speedier painting with music by the brilliant Pogo. Hope you like it!  x My Store / My Facebook / Original Art on eBay

[sweetnutmegbaby]

This guy is so amazingly talented. @

[sweetnutmegbaby]

Reblogging again because of how much I love this guy’s artwork. jameshance

[sweetnutmegbaby]

Love this, still.

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sweetnutmegbaby]

Aiii..... What I got to lose, right?

[blockchiken-deactivated20251112]

[alliekitaguchi]

THEY DID IT AGAIN

[lexhokage]

IS MOM EVER COMING HOME?

[yanderechild-archive]

THEY’RE PLAYING DARUDE- SANDSTORM AJSHSSL

[thedrunkhermit-deactivated20180]

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

[dragonkyng]

They should make one last one where at the end, you hear a door open and “I’m home!” And both go like “crap,” and rush to hide everything.

[sweetnutmegbaby]

The fact that they can both keep a straight face while doing this...

[yeen-spirit-deactivated20180915]

this is the good luck opossum of 2018

she loves you and hopes you have a fantastic year

[lord-kitschener]

I love her and hope she has a fantastic year, too

[sweetnutmegbaby]

Good luck opossum wants the best for everyone.

[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[gluten-free-pussy]

Do it, buzz

[anarchapella]

Now that’s a facial journey

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Some of my favorites:

[basura-official]

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

[onlyblackgirl]

2017 mood.

[jackironsides]

I think this one is my favourite

[skylorennn]

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

[ginathethundergoddess]

God bless

[sixpenceee]

This swimming eel-robot was made by a Norwegian company called Eelume. The idea is that they’ll develop these robots to live on the seafloor, cleaning and keeping check on undersea equipment and performing simple tasks like tightening loose valves with their clamp-like mouths. (Source)

[elevenpumpkins]

OH GUESS WHAT JUST TOUCHED YA FOOT IN THE DEEP DARK OCEAN ITS NOT A SHARK ITS FUCKING ROBO CLAMP MOUTH SNAKE BITCH

[sweetnutmegbaby]

Reblogging for fucking robot clamp mouth snake bitch.

[bisexualgambit]

People really out here acting like Captain America (the Steve Rogers I know and love) wouldn’t fully support #TakeAKnee…. like read a fucking comic book before you act like Steve Roger’s is as mindlessly patriotic as y'all.

[bisexualgambit]

Remember when he didn’t support the Reagan Administration (specifically their ineffectiveness to even acknowledge the AIDS Crisis) so he changed his code name from Captain America to The Captain? He would take a knee and be damn sure everyone knew it.

[portraitoftheoddity]

Hell fucking yes.

“Without its ideals, its commitment to the freedom of all men, America is a piece of trash! A nation is nothing! A flag is a piece of cloth!”

Steve Rogers is not here for anyone’s nationalist bullshit.

[anexperimentallife]

Steve Rogers knows the difference between patriotism and blind fanatacism.

[maudit]

[sweetnutmegbaby]

My high maintenance-ass face like 99% of the time.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Tag yourself, I’m Timmy. (via localhotdad)

[sherlock-hannibal]

Which do you prefer?

[bittyblueeyes]

I prefer MasterChef Junior:

[ziamdynasty]

a wholesome post thank u

[shrineart]

What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

[agayworthfightingfor]

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

[sweetnutmegbaby]

Gordon Ramsay is a wonderful person.

[poyzn]

NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.

[beardset]

[dailycrest]

[kalmyovagina-deactivated2018052]

[sweetnutmegbaby]

[iraffiruse]

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

[kit-kat-sb]

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

[tastefullyoffensive]

Barack and Michelle Obama celebrate Star Wars Day by dancing with R2-D2 and stormtroopers at the White House. 🔊

[sweetnutmegbaby]

Omg, I dance like Michelle Obama.

I love this.

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

Jessie after dark

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

update i have concerns about where katherine is going 

[skellyton386]

I feel like these are texts I would get from you. @sweetnutmegbaby

[sweetnutmegbaby]

I have this app too.... @skellyton386

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[sweetnutmegbaby]

Reblog for potato dog. Good news wouldn't be bad either.