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Wei Wuxian. you’re quite close with Lan Wangji these days. You might as well become a Lan sect disciple and stay at Cloud Recesses. Don’t go back to Lotus Pier.
What are you thinking? How could Cloud Recesses be as great as Lotus Pier?
‘That kind of like’ I just thought wwx most probably would love to tell Shijie, how happy he is now with lwj. She will surely be so happy for him.
WangXian [Engaged & on Quarantine] fashion models AU
‘VERY PRETTY’
Things Angel did
THAT!
Things Cherri did
THAT!
Things THEY did
FUCKING THAT!!!
Alastor: Hypothetical question: if I asked you to marry me would you say yes or no?
Angel Dust: Are you asking me to marry you?
Alastor: That depends on if you’re saying yes.
Angel Dust: I can’t say yes if you’re not really asking me!
Alastor: well I’m not asking unless you say yes!
Vaggie: I don’t understand how you two have made it as far as you have.
Alastor: Relationship wise or in life?
Vaggie: both
Alastor: *strokes Angel's fur, presses his face against his chest fluff, plays with his hair, fiddles with his bowtie, holds his hands, nibbles on his gloves, rubs his antlers against him like some cat, doesn't know the concept of personal space in general and is extra affectionate towards his bf*
Angel Dust: *tries stroking Alastor's hair*
Alastor: *bonks him on the head with his mic while humming his disapproval* Five foot rule, my dear!
Angel Dust, rubbing at his forehead with a pout: You've literally been invading my space since we got together.
Alastor: Yes but that's different because I know what to expect.
Alastor: *pulls up to the hotel in a vintage car and honks the horn* Get in, bitches! We're going to start a turf war!
Angel: *jumps up and down excitedly* Oh, boy! Two rides in one! This is gonna be a fun day!
Angel gets freaky
POOR WEN NING!! 😂😂
They’re all such cutie pies though!! ❤️❤️❤️
Can’t wait for July 31st to see more of their chibi forms!!
Video is from http://weibointl.api.weibo.com/share/158436159.html?weibo_id=4524724414571343
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WangXian & The Rattle-Drum
Charlie: I'm thinking it's time you made a call.
Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, and Niffty: *all stare at Angel expectantly*
Angel: Why's it always gotta be me that makes the call, huh? It's not like Alastor lives in my ass! The guy's busy!
*radio static from behind Angel as the shadows warp suspiciously*
Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, and Niffty: *staring over Angel's shoulder*
Angel: *whips around with wide eyes* Al, get out of my ass!
Alastor: I was never. In your- *squint*
Angel: *silence*
Alastor: *silence*
Angel: *staring*
Alastor: *staring*
Alastor: .......Have you made any progress?
You’re interrupting his break lol 🚬✨
When none of your bois gets the pet name
Bonus:
Purchasing Mo Dao Zu Shi official merchandise - links and help!
There are many fakes out there available to Westerners, especially on Ebay, Aliexpress, and Wish so I wanted to expand on the post I reblogged earlier. How to buy official Mo Dao Zu Shi merchandise.
Don’t be tempted by the fakes, even though it’s so easy to buy. Trust me, I have looked *orz*. But with a few clicks, and maybe a little patience, the official merchandise is also easy to buy and you’re supporting the artists!
For now, Taobao official sellers are the only known way for Westerners, and countries outside of China, to purchase merchandise. Here are the direct Taobao links (open with Chrome with translation turned on):
https://shop122603554.taobao.com/
https://okus.taobao.com/shop/view_shop.htm
https://shaimon.taobao.com/shop/view_shop.htm
https://mengre.tmall.com/shop/view_shop.htm
Two methods to buy from Taobao:
The “easy” way - Taobao agents.
Purchasing from a Taobao agent is probably the easiest, and less headache way, to buy from Taobao. For most agent websites, you choose the item(s) you wish to buy and “add to cart”. The agent does the rest of the work for you.
Note: All agents charge a service charge on top of the item(s) cost and shipping.
They contact the shop to ask if the product is in stock.
They purchase the item for you and have it shipped to their Chinese warehouse.
Most agents will then take pictures of the item and send them to you for confirmation.
Most agents offer different shipping methods, from slow and cheap to fast and expensive.
They usually accept different forms of payment methods, including Paypal!
They can also do refunds and other troubleshooting easily, without you having to worry!
Suggested agents:
Taobao Trends - excellent English, friendly, will answer questions. 10% service charge. Do not charge for Paypal fees. They have high reviews: http://taobaotrends.com/
TaobaoRing - excellent English, friendly, will answer questions. 8% service charge, but they do charge fees for using Paypal! They also have high reviews: https://www.taobaoring.com/
Here’s a list of other agents, including the best agents to use in Singapore and Russia! http://www.howtotao.com/best-taobao-agent-reviews/?fbclid=IwAR3E2uHENw4mWNK_sImkYj0W2eorHXbvNY3OHMOJ59JUsM_VFWXNMjVSi6c
Please make sure that when using an agent to read their description of how to order from them. Each agent is a little different.
The “harder” way - Ordering direct!
I, personally, love ordering direct because its a challenge. If you’re like me and like a bit of a challenge or if you can understand Chinese, then ordering direct is actually really, really fun! But remember, by ordering direct from Taobao, you are responsible for everything!!
I’ve ordered direct from Taobao eight times now over the course of two years for all sorts of items. I really like it for my sewing supplies.
However, ordering direct is ONLY available to these countries: USA, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Singapore, Malaysia,Taiwan, Macao, Japan, and Hong Kong.
For other countries, you must use an agent!
I created a Youtube video tutorial series on how to order from Taobao back in 2017. The videos are geared toward doll collectors, but you can use it to order anything from Taobao. Note: Taobao has changed its website a little since my video series, but it all still works!!
Here’s the first video, how to create an account (each video is linked together):
Help me! I can’t figure it out!
I’ve been assisting folks with purchasing through Taobao for many years. If you need help, especially with buying direct, I’d be happy to answer any questions you may have. But please remember, I am not responsible for wrong orders, failed orders, or lost money.
While ordering direct can be tempting, it’s not for everyone.
Third method for buying official merchandise: join a group order or ask a friend for help!
BTW: I am planning to purchase official merchandise direct from Taobao soon. I’ll have plenty of pictures to share and I might even open a group order if enough people are interested!
Really helpful for fans of MDZS who wants to buy official merch.
Right Question
“Mister Potter! Over here! Can I get—”
“No.”
“I’m from Witch Weekly, can you—”
“No.”
“Mister Potter, I’ve heard you finished the Marauders’ Mischief. Unique name for a Youth Centre, don’t you think? Can you tell us the story behind—”
“No.”
“Do you think—”
“No.”
When the reporters quit trying, Harry smiled less polite and more smug before clearing his throat. “Lovely press conference, same time next month?”
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“Never met someone so bloody difficult in my life.”
“You’d think from the stories that Potter would be nice, but he’s a right tool if you ask me.”
“I heard he made one of the Daily Prophet’s interns cry.”
“Ours too! Witch Weekly won’t even hire interns anymore because of it.”
“I could take him refusing to talk. I could even take his one-word answers, but it’s the damn smirk and passive-aggressive attitude that drives me mental.”
“I’m flooing in sick the next time my editor hands me another Potter assignment. Rather spend the night with Devil’s Snare than interview him.”
“Yeah, but don’t you like bondage, Pansy?”
“Shut up.”
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“Smith, you’re on the obituaries this week,” Glenn Bitterwood, chief editor for the Daily Prophet said.
“I was late one time! This is an unfair punishment.”
Bitterwood ignored him completely. “Ryland, you’re handling the sports section.”
“Oi! That’s my specialty.”
“Yeah, well next time don’t write about Gobstones. No one cares about Gobstones. So you get politics this week.”
“Parkinson, you get the gossip column again. Keep up the good work. Reader interest was high last week.”
Parkinson preened among the glares and Bitterwood had to wonder if she thrived on hostility.
“The rest of you still have work for tonight’s paper, so get to it.”
The way they scrambled would never not be amusing. “Hold up. I almost forgot. I need someone to interview Potter.”
The silence that followed was uncomfortable and no one would meet his eyes.
“I suddenly remembered I have to take my kids to—well to something.”
“Parkinson, you don’t have kids.”
“I’m sick.” A cough and a fake sneeze followed before several people shouted that they too were sick.
“Look, I know he’s difficult—”
“That’s an understatement.”
“Keep interrupting me Smith and you’ll be on obituaries for a month,” Bitterwood threatened. “Potter isn’t the…friendliest but his name sells. His open house for the Youth Centre is in a few days and if we don’t get the scoop then someone else will.”
“Sir, with all due respect, we’ve never gotten the scoop when it comes to Potter.”
“If you like your job, one of you will volunteer and just maybe we can turn our luck around.”
“I’ll do it.”
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Everyone: *at a funeral*
Lan Xichen: *watching the coffin with a frown* Do you guys think Wei Wuxian has been over there a while?
Jiang Cheng: *shrugs* Wen Qionglin was one of his only friends, he’s got a lot to process.
Wei Wuxian: *stands up in excitement* I got it!
Wen Ning: *suddenly stands up from the coffin and looks around at everyone watching him in horror*
Lan Wangji: ...did he just...
Jiang Cheng: Reanimate that corpse? Yeah. Looks like it.
Wen Qing: ...oh my god. Is he... himself?
Wen Ning: *looks at her with happy face* I am me.
Wen Qing: *leads him out of the room so not as many people are staring at him*
Wen Ning: *tosses the bouquet they were gonna burry him with over his shoulder, it lands right in Lan Qiren’s lap*
Wei Wuxian: *grinning at LQR* I know who’s funeral we’ll be attending next.
Lan Qiren: Yeah, yours if you don’t get out.
