Human trash

i'm about to lose my shit

[number5theboy]

All I’m saying is, if Five didn’t want his family to try to protect him like a little baby boy, maybe he shouldn’t have shown up looking like a little baby boy

[hptrash-deactivated20171024]

Hagrids dad fucked a giant and Jk Rowling won’t tell me how

[notthe-latte-hottay]

He wasn’t a goddamn coward, that’s how

[bombaynights-deactivated2019111]

me: *adds lmao bye at the end of my will*

[analwithpayne-deactivated201312]

waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless

[thcrsodinsons]

you can only repost this now

tony stark: alive

steve rogers: alive

thor odinson: alive

natasha romanoff: alive

bruce banner: alive

clint barton: alive

[bogleech]

Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt

[cousinnick]

YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENSEN´S YARD!!

[standinthefire]

WHERE HE HAD BEEN STAYING FOR WEEKS, LONG OVERSTAYING HIS WELCOME, AND WAS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF DICKENS

[bastardash]

Oh good it’s all true. (x)

[elcomics]

Ark. Written by Ehud Lavski. Art by Yael Nathan. If you like it, please share.

Contact: [email protected]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[when-can-i-nap]

Where was Bucky Barnes during the whole Eric taking over Wakanda? Like was he just guarding the goats?

[armandyke]

Erik: I’ve killed your king and now we’re gonna get revenge on the white people!

Bucky, a white who was snuck into the country completely illegally:

[pplholdon]

[heyhosers]

he was over there, on the bench

[starfirette]

Steve: So you watched Erik push T'Challa off the cliff

Bucky: yeah I was sitting over on the bench

Steve: And you did nothing?

Bucky: Yeah because I was sitting over there on the bench

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[isa-ghost]

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

[van-arts]

HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST

[greelin]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

[confirmance]

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[foxqueen-katarian]

Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

[spectralserval1138]

Chaotic neutral dentist?

[ulibeanzz]

when the months keep passing by even though you’re not in the head space to emotionally process them and you realize it is impossible to escape the passage of time

[louus-blog1]

“if u ask me for a fuckin nacho imma fuckin stab u wit the fuckin nacho”

[louus]

oh maybe u can have a nacho, u cute

[fukboimichael]

here cutie have nacho

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[averagefairy]

cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

[notlostonanadventure]

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

[averagefairy]

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

[hl-tomlinson]

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