[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

[butchflirt]

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

[hillnerd-art]

So I had to draw them in human form???

[slinkanorabundyblr]

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

[antique-scarecrow]

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.

[heckoffmate]

This is some of that top-shelf, straight-up, good shit. Bless these big cat lesbians.

[the-ghost-duck-deactivated20230]

Rebloging this again and if because big cat gfs

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

wait wait wait shouldn’t it be switched? Tigers are solitary and Lions live in prides…

[rorschachisgay]

we dont know anything about Benoit Blanc's husband except that hes called Philip but i want him to be a retired jewel thief who Benoit met during a case after he was hired to locate some stolen diamonds and Philip was posing as a gardener and Benoit kept asking him increasingly complicated questions about gardening so Philip thought he was onto him but really Benoit just thought he was hot and asked Philip out but the entire time Philip was like this is some kind of gambit so kept getting weirder and weirder until Benoit was like what is up with you so Philip confessed the whole thing and Benoit was like oh shit. but the guy he robbed was a total asshole so Benoit was like whatever it's fine so they started dating and the diamonds ended up paying for their apartment

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[chongoblog]

Not to be “Princess Bride” on main, but one of the most underrated lines in the movie is when Vizzini is being chased by boat and Inigo says (paraphrased) “He’s catching up!! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using”

I love it because it’s clear Wesley has to catch up in order for the story to move forward, but it wouldn’t really make sense because that’s not how boats work. The line addresses that fact that you’d find in a nitpickers review (up there with “THE DEATH STAR EXPLOSION WOULD BE SILENT!!!”), but does so in a way that’s almost making light of the discrepancy. Sorta being like “huh, yeah…that doesnt make sense, does it, but hey we’re in this for a light-hearted story, not accuracy”. It’s probably the best example of Lampshade Hanging, since it keeps the tone light-hearted and it draws attention to it without actively saying “this doesn’t make sense” and breaking that sort of immersion.

I just really like The Princess Bride.

[ask-de-writer]

Not to be a wet blanket, but it is perfectly possible and practical for ships to travel at very different speeds using the “same wind.” Underwater design, sail plans, hull fouling and ship management will all play a part in how fast a particular ship will go.

[chongoblog]

You are not considered a wet blanket in this respect, as I learned something new thanks to you. Either way, the line still manages to draw a few chuckles from me due to how it draws attention to the irregularity of the situation and simply because I’m just kind of a Princess Bride Stan. Your knowledge of ships will not go unappreciated, my good friend.

[kiralamouse]

I would like it to be known that almost every time my family goes sailing (and we have some hardcore seasoned sailors in the mix), we wonder aloud whether another boat is using the same wind we are using. This includes the family who have done sailboat racing and are deeply familiar with the way boats differ. It’s a great line and great way to relieve stress when you’re barely moving and that upstart over there is flying along.

[thetwistyoucantresist]

One of the most unexpectedly beautiful things about becoming a parent after enduring a... complicated upbringing, is that eventually the parent/child tropes in media no longer resonate with you as the child.

They become about you and your child.

And it gives me hope, that I can do better.

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[enchantingruinscandy]

[thetwistyoucantresist]

Maybe the real Goncharov was the Fandom we made along the way.

[fand0mina]

Was not ready for that cold open of The Crown episode 6. That was very brutal and intense, much more than we've seen in previous seasons.

[wootwoothoot]

Just realized why the colors of the rebellion are orange and white.

They’re fucking prison colors. The fucking rebels reclaimed colors the Empire uses to strip people of their lives and identities, and turned it into a symbol of motherfucking hope.

I love this fucking show.

[thecyndimistuff]

Andor is so SO good it makes me wanna throw up with how actually-unwell it makes me.

It’s so intense how much loathing I as a woman of color can feel for Dedra as someone whose interacted/witnessed too many white women who use their own discrimination to internally-justify their oppression of others. The utter disgust in her expression as she glares down at Bix just cuts so deeply on an emotional level it evokes an unwell anger in the pit of my stomach. Because people like her don’t see people like us as human.

AND YET in the SAME EPISODE I can instantly feel sick to my stomach FOR Dedra with the utter freaked-out rage and fear radiating from her as Syril Karn grabs her arm in an iron grip and pours out his devotion. A visceral fear I have also felt on multiple occasions.

GOD this show is so good it’s not excusing her AT ALL or painting her as a victim in the slightest. But for one brief, mortifying second, you feel what she feels.

[herinnerwolf]

“i do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this” hits ABYSMALLY different now

[denvilleneuve]

So, the war of fire and blood began.

[azuremist]

A message to Twitter users coming to tumblr: a message from your local duel-hellsite citizen

So, I’ve seen a ton of Twitter users talking about making and sharing their new tumblr blogs, to escape Elon Musk’s “anti censorship” bullshittery. First of all: welcome! I know it’s looking bleak over there; especially for trans people. But, now that you’re here, I’m here to tell you all about tumblr etiquette, how this website works, and how it’s different from Twitter. Because you can’t come onto here acting like it’s Twitter, lest The Beast get to you.

First, here are a small handful of tips!

Your likes and following are automatically set to public. You can make them private in your settings!

You can block tags from the settings, too.

There are lots of bots on here. If you’re not careful, you could be mistaken for one! The main way you can avoid this is changing your icon and header from the defaults.

You can queue and schedule posts so that your account posts throughout the day.

Now, let’s talk tumblr etiquette and how it’s different from Twitter. You’re a tumblr user now! It’s time to start acting like it!

Don’t just like posts. They don’t increase visibility whatsoever. The way that you can help posts that you like is reblogging them to your blog. Especially for art!

We don’t say “oomfs” or “oomfies” or “moots”. Just “mutuals” is fine, thanks!

Adding onto a post with pointless comments is frowned upon. If all you have to say it “this is so true,” or something else to that effect, you should put that in the tags of your reblog.

Most people don’t have carrds or rentries on here. It’s not an obligation.

Similarly, we don’t censor words like “die” and “death”. Posts about wanting to brutally murder people in power go viral all the time, and it’s completely allowed. I’m serious! Enjoy your newfound freedom!

Blocking isn’t a big deal here. Get rid of any weird notion you have that morality is linked to blocking certain people.

But lastly, and most importantly:

Drop your discourse at the door.

If you try to post about most of the things that Twitter users discourse about, you will be laughed off the site. Especially LGBT+ discourse. Posts actively mocking topics of Twitter discourse go viral on here regularly.

Tumblr has healed since its discourse-ridden days, and it’s now very chill. For a lot of us, it’s the last pleasant social media site left, so don’t ruin it.

Here is a list of discourse-related things that tumblr users don’t do:

We don’t do callout posts, unless it’s something actually serious (like that one blog that had a human slave).

Everything that you heard on Twitter was “exclusive” to certain LGBT+ groups is used by just about everyone on here. Bi women use the double venus symbol on here. You’ll just have to learn to live with that.

In particular, I want to emphasize how much we don’t do flag discourse. To the point that somebody caring about flag discourse of any kind is how we tend to identify an ex-Twitter user.

On here, you will never have to see another slur discourse post again, unless you actively seek it out.

You’re free.

You’re welcome. And enjoy your time on here!

[thetwistyoucantresist]

New aesthetic unlocked:

Weird but ✨️fucking beautiful✨️

[shedidntevenswear]

there is just truly nothing more soft to me than getting to mark the chapters of my life with taylor swift albums. not just having fandom memories tied to each era, but the moments of my life that her voice has been a soundtrack to. i learned to drive to fearless. i graduated high school with speak now. reputation was my only companion when i moved to nyc. so new album releases are exciting for the music, but it’s also exciting to think about what moments of my life these new songs will accompany and become intertwined in. 

[localwarlockunion]

Things that every household needs:

a good pair of needle-nose pliers

a cast iron skillet

a nice warm quilt/throw blanket

a bat'leth

a professional dental pick set

a large tome written in an unreadable language

a heated sock drawer

several chairs

a room dedicated to wet specimen display

The Matrix (1999) on dvd

vanilla extract