@swiftrax

she/her | too old for this shit | I love watching old shows that no one has heard of and writing fics for them | My AO3 | My Vids | My DW

[fyeahshippers]

SWAT cast + fun.

[tommykinard]

S.W.A.T. | 2.11

[swatcentral]

S.W.A.T. ☪ 1.04 “Pamilya”

[tommykinard]

DEACON KAY & DOMINIQUE LUCA S.W.A.T | 2.10

[argumate]

hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it’s a total backwater!

[adhoption]

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

[swiftrax]

Will this misery (my current job) ever end?

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[skulandcrossbones]

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

[iliothermia]

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure

[scofields]

[spurious]

hey. you guys wanna see something really cursed

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[natequarter]

i am going to get a bad grade in sleeping, something which is normal not to want but terribly easy to achieve.

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it

[lucydacusgirl]

i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.