Maggie Maggie Mags

[trans flag punisher skull] // goth in training // any pronouns

[swith1]

Never not thinking about Boriska

[greelin]

the weight this image holds

[greelin]

happy pride month everybody

[toxxicognaths]

[douglasbradburyverne]

Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder in "Blazing Saddles" (released 50 years ago today in 1974)

[leolaroot]

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

[akashicrecord]

making an undisclosed wish

[slopforhogs]

Collared peccary (Dicotyles tajacu/Pecari tajacu) “Javelina aka Collared Peccary” by Larry Lamsa, CC BY 2.0 (x)

[swith1]

I know I’m officially a boomer now because I listen to those super ultra deluxe editions of Beatles albums where half the tracks are just them noodling around and doing bits

[swith1]

Me every morning if I’m being quite honest

[7777777awawawa7777777]

these things keep stealing ancient coins from my catacombs

[pukicho]

You might try to hurt me but I have regenerative limbs and regenerative feelings and regenerative confidence

[1five1two]

[delatoid]

my stupid chud children

[dogpuppy]

[okaysuredotbiz]

need a hand?

[goldensunset]

dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?

[birdlibrary]

don't cry! kind cockroach