noah

twice broken ankle, 9:30 bedtime. 28. ftm. he/him.

[windsroad]

I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hustlerose]

monkeys that have tails are so fucked up and scary they’re like the worst animals by far 

[hustlerose]

i feel like christ on the fucking cross on this site 

[mens-rights-activia]

You: dan nicky your bobbie s Me, an intellectual: Daniel Nicole thine Roberts

[turnipoddity]

If only pre historic fish did not grow feet and crawled to the land

[hombredeflorida]

“This is YOUR fault!”

[scope-dogg]

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[silly-slacker-person]

Posts that changed the timeline

[shittycryptids]

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

[percethecurse]

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

[girard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[girard]

Try my recipe boy

[fairycosmos]

the thing about being alone is that it’s so peaceful and freeing and cool apart from the evenings you descend into literal hell

[lyanro]

yeah there’s an ABBA song for it

[nico-di-genova]

Adding him to my list of men who have never possessed a singular thought in their lives ever.

[teeposting]

I don't think I've seen an actor who is this passionate about their role ever

[annakarenina]

Barbie (2023)

[pandor-pandorkful]

I need to sleep immediately but first

SPACE TWINK FIGHT

Sparkle on, my golden disco prince!

Nipples out AGAIN, Paul????

Voting ended onJun 21, 2023

Make this break containment.

[margoterobbies]

BARBIE (2023) via @wbpictures_br

[animentality]

[swarnpert]

[animentality]

[marvinthemillennialmouse]

I WANT A FOUR DAY WORK WEEK

I WANT A SIX HOUR WORK DAY

I WANT A $25 MINIMUM WAGE

I WANT A MINIMUM OF 20 PAID DAYS OFF PLUS PUBLIC HOLIDAYS OFF

I WANT AN AUTOMATED INCOME TAX SYSTEM THAT PUTS THE OWNESS ON THE GOVERNMENT TO DO THE LEG WORK AND TELL YOU WHAT YOU OWE

[parkchanwoohoo]

GEORGE: She came on my glasses.

JERRY: On your glasses?

GEORGE: All over em! It was a nightmare!

JERRY: Well why were you wearing your glasses during sex?

GEORGE: I gotta see, don't I?

JERRY: What's there to see? All you need is the basic gist.

GEORGE: You're missing the point.

[parkchanwoohoo]

KRAMER: She came on your glasses? Oh that's the worst.

GEORGE: Thank you!!

JERRY: Kramer, you don't even wear glasses!

KRAMER: I do for sex!